ComedyInAVan

If women commentating on football games makes you angry…GOOD!! I’m glad we’ve spoiled it for you. And we’re going to turn all your favourite pubs into Gastro bars. Now fvck off back to trainspotting & collecting Star Wars shite. ✌️

@tezilyas Wouldn't have had Nick down as a big fan of Palestinian Jews tbh

I believe in four of these statements, that’s why I’m Muslim 💚

This Sunday's @DidsburyComedy is nearly sold out but still tickets for @heatonscomedy #Stockport with @tezilyas headlining! Book now at comedyinavan.co.uk

The Boathouse #windermere on Friday 24 Nov with @tezilyas (★★★★★ Mirror ★★★★ Times ★★★★ Telegraph) AND @marknelsoncomic ('Blistering material” Sunday Times ‘Guaranteed good time’ Rolling Stone) Selling fast! bit.ly/WindermereCome… @WindermereLake #Cumbria

12 tickets left for this Wednesday with @scottbcomedyuk introducing @robmulholland @SteveBugeja and Pete Selwood all at The Lion & Swan, #congleton Details at bit.ly/ConglteonComed… #comedyinavan #biddulph #sandbach #Cheshire #comedyclub

This Friday! @MickFerry (★★★★★ Mirror) introduces @tonyburgess ('Great, well crafted gags' The Times) @SimonWozniak1 (“Star in the making” Time Out) and Howard Walker! Book now at bit.ly/ChorltonComedy… #chorlton #manchester #whalleyrange #comedyclub

@1pMobile Hiya, I've had an email saying I need to top up but my account is showing as having over £50 wor of credit. Do you have an email or number so I can soeak to someone? Thanks

This Thursday at @themet #bury is all sold out but still some tickets for next month with @marknelsoncomic @LouisBurgesss Stuart Thomas and MC @DavidL0NGLEY Details and tickets at bit.ly/BuryComedyNov23 #bury #comedyclub #rochdale #heywood #comedynight #tottington

Over 100 tickets sold for tonight's show at @CurzonAshton #tameside with @EddyBrimson ("Brilliant” Sky), @robrouse (★★★★★ Edinburgh Evening News ★★★★★ The List) and @FranGarrity1 Book now on 07971 341801 #ashton #hyde #dukinfield #manchestercomedy #comedyclub

Sun 29 Oct @tomwriggleswort introduces @howardread and @mrandyrobinson Sat 18 Nov with @MickFerry and @justinmoorhouse raising funds for @rickycaseytrust Last few tickets for both shows at saddleworthcomedy.co.uk #saddleworth #mossley #oldham #carrbrook @JWLeesBrewery

My wife stopped drinking two years ago after a night out with friends. She was sick all over the kitchen, cried and passed out. I put her to bed. Afterwards, I did a poo near the front door. I told her next day she had done it. That's why she doesn't drink. Not sorry.

Back next month with @comedyray Sully O'Sullivan, @ThatKateMartin and MC @MickFerry You can book now via bit.ly/CongletonComed… or @WeGotTickets #congleton #cheshirecomedy #cheshirepubs #comedyclub #biddulph #sandbach #cheshireevents

15 tickets left for our show at The @SwanTarporley with @SimonWozniak1 @EddyBrimson and @obrianjules Full details and booking at bit.ly/TarporleyComed… #tarporley #tatton #cheshirecomedy #cheshireevents #functionroom #cheshirepubs #comedyclub

Hey #chorlton #manchester we're back at @houghendcentre this Friday with @BrennanReece @pthornecomedian @MerylORourke AND @robmulholland We had to turn people away again last month so don't be dawdling and get booking. Details at bit.ly/ChorltonComedy…

Two thirds of tickets sold for @octagontheatre #bolton this Friday! Roger Monkhouse introduces @BeffernieBlack @BrennanReece and the intriguingly monikered Mad Ron Grab em while you can at bit.ly/BoltonComedy

How's this for a Friday night of big, big laughs? MC @tezilyas will be introducing @jojosutherland Tom Taylor and @CathYoungComedy at @KingGeorgesHall #Blackburn #LANCASHIRE Details and booking at bit.ly/BlackburnComedy

Tonight at The Woolpack, #Islip #Kettering with Live At The Apollo's Stephen Bailey (“Natural talent” Metro) and Markus Birdman (“Made me laugh so hard it hurt” BBC) to name just two! 7pm kick off with a few tickets left if you're quick! @stephencomedy @birdmanwatching

Support us to eradicate sexual harassment AND have a laugh with this bangin line up! Tues 22, 7pm @Gildedballoon tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:5005/… #fundraiser #lovelivecomedy #hatesexualharassment

At the bloody lovely @boardmasters so it would be downright rude not to catch @liamgallagher Saw him with Oasis at Glastonbury and at the 57 Club, Oldham with Rain. #claimtofame