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Mark Nelson

@marknelsoncomic

Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - https://t.co/hqhxIJ6QaC

Glasgow Katılım Ekim 2010
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Mark Nelson@marknelsoncomic·
TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT Delighted to be heading out on my 2nd tour this October. Bigger and better with some cracking new places. All ticket links here : linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic Any RTs and shares, hugely appreciated All the best
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Dead Calm, Red October, Omen 3, Event Horizon and of course one of the greatest films ever made, Jurassic Park. Also would’ve been an incredible Bond had things happened differently. RIP Sam Neill
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“Oh, sure. *He* gets to say it.” - Mel Gibson mishearing the name of the new Tom Cruise movie
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Dunno if McDonald’s have really thought this new burger through
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FIFA - this will make it even easier for teams to get through the group stages Scotland - hold our M̶e̶x̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶ ̶N̶o̶r̶w̶e̶g̶i̶a̶n̶ ̶ Argentinian beers
The Athletic | Football@TheAthleticFC

Gianni Infantino has said FIFA will examine expanding the World Cup by a further 16 nations to a 64-team tournament ahead of its next edition in 2030. The 2030 tournament will be spread across six nations and three continents: Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay are scheduled to host one match apiece at the start of the competition, with the remaining games split between Morocco, Portugal and Spain. More from @Millar_Colin 🔗 nyti.ms/4eWizlv

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16 children and their teacher died but Daddy didn’t get to shoot anymore. A despicable piece of shit.
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@WiFiandChill_ 16 children died and you are defending it. True patriot pal. Reposting. Amazing work.
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WiFi and Chill@WiFiandChill_·
@marknelsoncomic Yeah mate but I've reposted the rape gang inquiry and I'm not saying the person who made it was a piece of shit for a 30 second segment talking about a shooting, Hope this helps 👍
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WiFi and Chill@WiFiandChill_·
@marknelsoncomic 250k British girls raped but Mark wasn't happy about the wording of a 30 second segment. A truly despicable piece of shit.
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“One murder?” Rogan “Yes one murder” Lowe If no ill intent why not come out and explain that? Outrage out of nothing? 16 children died under the age of 6. And he is using that as a tragic story of his Daddy not being allowed to shoot anymore. The Oxford Pistol Club didn’t even close, it still exists today. So the ignorant prick couldn’t even get that right. You are embarrassingly stupid to be even be attempting to defend this.
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Bob 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@carlow_bobby·
@marknelsoncomic He never ‘doubled down’ at all, and yet you are 🙈 Just creating outrage out of nothing Watching it and in the context it was said it is plain as day there was no ill intent towards that tragedy! Could he have worded better, of course, but that is not the point 🍮
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@carlow_bobby Biggest podcast in the world would probably fact check stuff. If a person misspoke he probably would explain that within 24 hours and not double down on it on the show. You have absolutely no idea the effect that day had on Scotland. You heartless, dense cunt.
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@marknelsoncomic How the fuck would Rogan know about a shooting in Scotland decades ago…you aren’t the brightest are you Mark, or are you just doing this on purpose and putting your misguided virtue out there 🤨 🪼
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