🌞 ࿗ Count Kleos ࿗ 🌞

“What year were you born in?” “I don’t know,” I say as I hold my ID card in hand, then say 2010. I didn’t know how to read ID. I was not born in this year, which others knew, and I thought to myself, “How could someone figure out the year of my birth by what grade I am in?”

I was a legitimate retard as a child. Once this gurl said to me in grade 1 or there-about, “Do you know, the date 12/12/12 shall never return,” and I was perplexed. I could not fathom.

This other time this other girl who I fancied, also during grade 1, said to me, “Do you know, ______ flirts with a lot of girls,” and at my enquiry about what the word “flirt” meant seemed to incite a look of inadequacy from her. No wonder that fling never happened.

@Telkhina Bag

I am so tired

Theres more incorrect ways of doing this than correct, so generally I do not provide any encouragement in this direction at all.

Knowing this still, go and bed whatever woman you fancy. In a manner of speaking.

I get a lot of shit for having this opinion. I think that Latinas market themselves as “crazy” which is purported as a good thing, but it’s really just 3rd worldist longhouse slop on steroids. Also doesn’t help that they turn abuelita at the crisp age of 28.

@LordIxabert Would you mind elaborating?

"You want to challenge me, Helios?" asked Bronze Age Pervert with sudden intensity. "One doesn't challenge one's inferiors," said Helios, lighting a cigarette; "one merely sweeps them aside like refuse."

𝑰, 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂, 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒓𝒚𝒂𝒏; 𝑰 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒍. 𝑰 𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒅.

@LordIxabert Stories, my friend, you have loads to tell.

I'd been doxxed and stalked in real life by a Vietnam War veteran known as "Commander", who rather grandly considered me some sort of ideological enemy of the United States government, and a photograph of me taken in 2001 was still doing the rounds as late as 2023. Whenever I attempted to create new online identities, I was instantly recognised by my writing style, which had become something of a public institution within certain quarters of the internet since 2001. By that point, true anonymity had ceased to be a practical possibility for me, and had become merely a theoretical preference. Accordingly, in 2023, I abandoned the whole business of anonyminity & became completely non-anonymous. The weakness of anonymity, in my case, is that it functions poorly once your enemies already knows who you are. They are then free to invent whatever version of you they find most convenient. You can't correct them on anything without undermining your anonyminity even further. Under such circumstances, openness becomes the simplest course. Now that I'm open I'm rarely ever slandered. Even Thomas777 has shut his mouth about me, which I can only hope is a permanent state of affairs. Incidentally, I am growing more sympathetic to the surveillance state. Cameras always have the effect of vindicating me. I should quite like a complete visual record of every second of my daily existence, right through to the end of my days. It would make it exceedingly difficult for anyone to lie about me.

@Isted__ good place but so many scammers saar

I’ve always wanted to visit Goa, so I’d choose option D

@kunley_drukpa I grew up in A and have family spanning 3 states so easy pickings

You have been offered a one way flight to India. You are not allowed to decline this offer. You are given $2000 spending money and have to stay in India for one year before you are allowed to leave. You can only stay in one region the entire time. Which region are you staying in?

@Telkhina Namaste

Just so you know

@LordIxabert What made you relinquish your anonymity?

It's been one of the minor amusements of my life to be accused, over the years, of "larping" about perfectly mundane facts about myself. As my anonymity diminished, those who had accused me of "larping" discovered that I had been telling the truth all along. It was like watching a man assemble a jigsaw puzzle only to discover, with growing irritation, that the picture is exactly what the box had promised. No apologies followed, of course. They never do.

@MentisWave If you dress like a FOB you are automatically a dasher 🤷🏻‍♂️

New microaggression just dropped:

Will be doing Red White and Blue alcohol combination for America’s 250th

@gimletmonocle @rawmilkhoney This sweet grocery lady one called me a “Indian Maharaja” at checkout, staches are indeed goated. I got pedo stache and 70’s porn stache lmao

@CountOfSword @rawmilkhoney Mustache Chad here. My friend gave me shit and called it a “pedo stache” when I first dropped this look. Literally an hour later we were walking around a girl yelled “I love your mustache” from across the street. Sorry to the haters, losers and stache-cels

*talking to that one medium ugly guy* “Have you ever considered mustache?”

@SaintKensei @sahib14384912 This will probably be swept under the rug, but I have seen “cool” Indians exist. The bitch fucker types exist in a small amount, while the thugmaxxing/hurt people kind are more prevalent. Not the criminal kind, but the young adults clashing kind. Though nerdy is 70% of us.

@sahib14384912 Indians don’t get respect cause they’re passive and nerdy. You should Thugmaxx and threaten to hurt people

indian kids always winning spelling bees n shit when is an indian kid gonna fuck 6 bitches at the same time maybe then our people will get some respect