🌞 ࿗ Count Kleos ࿗ 🌞

@LordIxabert What made you relinquish your anonymity?

It's been one of the minor amusements of my life to be accused, over the years, of "larping" about perfectly mundane facts about myself. As my anonymity diminished, those who had accused me of "larping" discovered that I had been telling the truth all along. It was like watching a man assemble a jigsaw puzzle only to discover, with growing irritation, that the picture is exactly what the box had promised. No apologies followed, of course. They never do.

@MentisWave If you dress like a FOB you are automatically a dasher 🤷🏻‍♂️

New microaggression just dropped:

Will be doing Red White and Blue alcohol combination for America’s 250th

@gimletmonocle @rawmilkhoney This sweet grocery lady one called me a “Indian Maharaja” at checkout, staches are indeed goated. I got pedo stache and 70’s porn stache lmao

@CountOfSword @rawmilkhoney Mustache Chad here. My friend gave me shit and called it a “pedo stache” when I first dropped this look. Literally an hour later we were walking around a girl yelled “I love your mustache” from across the street. Sorry to the haters, losers and stache-cels

*talking to that one medium ugly guy* “Have you ever considered mustache?”

@SaintKensei @sahib14384912 This will probably be swept under the rug, but I have seen “cool” Indians exist. The bitch fucker types exist in a small amount, while the thugmaxxing/hurt people kind are more prevalent. Not the criminal kind, but the young adults clashing kind. Though nerdy is 70% of us.

@sahib14384912 Indians don’t get respect cause they’re passive and nerdy. You should Thugmaxx and threaten to hurt people

indian kids always winning spelling bees n shit when is an indian kid gonna fuck 6 bitches at the same time maybe then our people will get some respect

@gimletmonocle @PerryALPHA damn you in chi?

@PerryALPHA even has bear encounters in Hyde Park. Americans are just built different

There is literally no wild land in places like Britain. I see bears on weekday hikes. We are not the same.

@IllustriousFlar @BonesawMD Absolutely correct, I have even developed an eye for her writing style I have read her so long

@CountOfSword @BonesawMD They way this account delivers their messages makes it obvious to me that this is a woman. She has some masculine tendencies. But her idiolect, while unique amongst others on others on this website, has all the colorings of a woman's writing style

Strange post, but bare with me Years ago, I went through a period in which I watched porn excessively – but my technique was stellar. I never noticed any signs of rotten and porous coomer brain that you see on this app. Never felt like I was falling into ruin, or that I was brewing degenerate thoughts that would make me a threat to public safety. I'm a person plagued with serious addictive tendencies, but this one was never difficult to quit. Up to 5x per week to a few times per year. Porn watching technique makes a huge difference. I realised that I've always maintained an unconscious psychological barrier. I'd 'watch' a video, but it would only serve to trigger a memory of past experience in my head that I'd finish to. The video would supplement details to what was in my head, provide some of the sexual energy via noises and moans (harmonic chants), and I'd create the rest of the scene in my head. In a word: I have never gotten off to the image of anyone piping in place of me. Sounds odd, but if you don't do this and actually substitute someone else in your place, you open your psyche during vulnerable states. Easily enter states of minor hypnosis to become more suggestible, and sink further into lasting degeneracy.

@wydymy @ChiefBehemoth_ @BonesawMD When was this, I must’ve completely missed this. Doesn’t take away from most of her assertions shes pretty accurate.

@CountOfSword @ChiefBehemoth_ @BonesawMD big theme of her account for a while was her sexual prowess as an escort which gave her a lens to speak on the male psyche.

@ChiefBehemoth_ @wydymy @BonesawMD Wheres the escort and dating part from? I am familiar with the rest

@wydymy @CountOfSword @BonesawMD Female escort, dated 6’5” Aryan men, high performer surgeon, first of 2 daughters, etc. She really crafted the female persona well. But the other guy may be right that it’s still a woman, now cosplaying a man. We’ll find out one day—or not.

@chaotichermes A but not pakistan🤮🤮

Fellas, you just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to India and Southeast Asia. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking? Reminder: You UNFORTUNATELY CANNOT pick all of India 🇮🇳

@Sojourned_ @ChiefBehemoth_ @BonesawMD Thou are retarted.

@ChiefBehemoth_ @CountOfSword @BonesawMD They are male.

@ChiefBehemoth_ @BonesawMD Yes, although I shall not confidently say which direction the cosplay is in. Could very well still be a *she* typing like a *he* for reasons she wants to keep to herself.

@CountOfSword @BonesawMD I am just as confused. I used to refer to her (clearly a him now) as “Selena”, since that was what I first knew him as. But this is a dead giveaway, “at every turn a new baddie appears”. It’s a man behind that account. Weird why he felt the need to cosplay for so long.

𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒏𝒔, 𝑶 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒔, 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓, 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏! 𝑴𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔.

@ApexKat Titcows can indeed be scrumptious

I am the freakiest virgin on this planet I get high off of the scent of a woman

What’s with white women looking extra juicy in Indian clothes

Am a shooter for the cooter

@pintmonster69 x.com/countofsword/s…

I have analyzed her game tape and I gotta say I think she could be a franchise player someday