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@eurofounder I live in Poland and we flew to Houston in the hopes we could get affordable tickets. You're funny.

Disgusting greed of the US and FIFA crushed my son’s dreams He was saving for two years to see Germany play in a World Cup Yesterday we flew to Houston to purchase tickets for the first match “That will be $2,400 plus tip” we heard in a ticket booth “Tip?” I was sure this is a joke “Yes, mandatory 25% tip is not included” I froze from shock “Total of $3,000. Cash or card?” My son looked at me with crying eyes “We cannot afford it, Heinrich” I said “But papa, we came such a long way” he was sobbing I hugged him, feeling my heart is breaking “This would never happened in the EU” he whispered “No son, it would not” I said while wiping tears off my eyes America must never be allowed to interfere with European sports again

@fire_starter457 There are limits to everything. Overcoming a 0.3% deficit is not like trying to deal with 5.0%.

If Democrats could actually rig elections, we wouldn’t be watching the setup for a cage match on the front steps of the White House. There’d be universal healthcare, protected reproductive rights, fully funded public schools, and a Congress that could pass a budget on time.

@PeterSc63636134 @jeremyct Ahhh, then there's the big one: The scarcity of water. You can't make mud without it.

@Cowboy_Today @jeremyct So mud huts cost more as The price of mud and sticks cost more in this economy? -got it

My landlord raised my rent $200 and called it a “market adjustment.” I asked what changed in the market. He said property values went up. I asked if my paycheck went up too. He said that’s not really his concern. It’s only the market when it benefits him.

@JebraFaushay I recognize #5 and #6. I can't recall the names because I'm past the age where I remember trivia.

I took several popular actresses and turned them into men. Can you figure out who they are? A short thread. 🧵 Recognize him?

@OliLondonTV Well, genes are forever.

Trans actress Elliot Page says she felt ‘liberated’ from ‘shame’ when she became a transgender ‘man.’ “Gosh, when you do feel liberated from that shame you’ve been carrying- this is what I wish for everybody.”

@YourAnonNews Yawn.

Seriously America? You look ridiculous.

@HunterBiden Yawn.

I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.

If Elon Musk gave a dollar to a trillion people he'd be broke and the rest of us would each have a dollar.

@WolfgangRichtEU This silly crap just never gets old.

Elon Musk has become a trillionaire. If we confiscated just 15% of his wealth we could: clean up all the oceans, eliminate poverty, and literally make the world into a utopia. Instead he chooses to indulge in his phallic obsession with rockets and wants to build data centers in space. You cant even move electricity from space to earth. Dumbest idea ever. All the best, Wolfgang

@Heccles94 Look up the word entitled. Definitions are important.

Why does Elon feel likes he’s entitled to $1,000,000,000,000 ???

Happy Flag Day!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

@KTAR923 Now, on to Hobbs' other concerns.

BREAKING: Gov. Katie Hobbs signed a bipartisan $18.29 billion state budget Saturday, delivering what she called the largest tax cut for working families in her four years in office. ktar.com/arizona-politi…

@JebraFaushay I don't suppose you have Debra's phone number??? 🤞🤞🤞

Anti- trans folks will have you believing these aren’t real women. Meet Debra and Lilly.

@JebraFaushay That kid needs to learn to calm down.

And the crowd goes WILD for Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass! Just look at the excitement on his son’s face!

@CaptMarkKelly Yawn.

Your electric bill keeps climbing, all while Trump blocks clean energy projects we need to meet demand. And you're always the one left holding the bill. That needs to change.

@HunterBiden Riveting stuff.

My tattoo— Let me explain, because I have now been asked this 1000s of times. My Mom was from Skaneateles Lake. My grandparents owned and ran the Hunter Diner in Auburn, NY. Beau and I spent our summers with my grandparents on Owasco Lake. It’s my favorite place in the world. It is home to me. I tattooed the map on my back. Sorry QAnon / 4chan / Insane Twitter.

@JebraFaushay But why is she doing that on the Wheel of Fortune set?

I mean come on. x.com/jebrafaushay/s…

I’ve thought about it all day and my decision is Shania Twain for the win.

@mark_slapinski I can. Sometimes people do things because they want to and because it's fun. It happens a lot in the US.

I'm not American Can someone from that country explain why the president is hosting a UFC match at the White House?

@TaraBull Ever seen Mars attacks?

What do you call this look?