Dr. Jebra Faushay

The Obama Presidential Library is so futuristic, so unattractive, and so unappealing. I dropped it into several dystopian movies and shows, and it looks completely natural. Take a look:

Paula Abdul is festooned with a roll of toilet paper.

Queen Latifah’s girlfriend appears to be partially sawed in half like a magicians trick.

AMAs (American Medical Association) tonight, here are a handful of looks I didn’t like. Starting with John Legend looking like an Amazon box.

@currincooper Hahahaha!!! I had to do that because people don’t know! I’m excited for you to read it!!!

@JebraFaushay Hey! I bought your book and it arrived today!! Can’t wait to read (and review) it. I’m definitely disappointed that the cover page requires a “satire” disclaimer. David Sedaris never did this. I’m indignant. (Not Matt Walsh. He’s a fascist. Obviously.)

The year is 2027. John Travolta shows up at the Cannes Film Festival. Everyone talks about how good he looks.

@Texas_jeep__guy @pr0ud_americans I am terrible at guessing ages. Is she 30?

She wants everyone to try and guess her age. So how old do you think she is? I’ll tell you right now I doubt anyone guesses her age. I’ll let you know if you’re right.

@ana_rod66 @LisaJoh61770094 This is a satire account.

@JebraFaushay @LisaJoh61770094 Those lips aren't natural, and And she criticizes Travolta so much.🙄

The robots are literally taking all of our jobs, even pole dancing. Look at this, all sexy with those high heels and sensual moves.

@ana_rod66 @LisaJoh61770094 It’s just my prediction of how I think he will look since he looks so very different lately. It’s mean to be humorous and not serious.

@LisaJoh61770094 @JebraFaushay JebraFI don't understand your obsession with Travolta, with these fake images. He did have surgery, But that person you're showing isn't Travolta, why are you doing that?and the worst part is that people believe this nonsense.

@melfeelswaggish Just in time for Pride Month!

@JebraFaushay They are about to have him come out.

@DrClownPhD Why, that’s me!

Describe this in THREE words or less.

Too dark?

I am going on vacation and am considering a spray tan. I’ve never gotten one before. Have you? It’s either that, or going to WalMart and getting a free one like this: (adambarta)

@AndrewPollackFL This one is really good if you want a laugh. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/unw…

Who are the top conservative podcasters to listen to today?

@rhumphrey2022 I think it must be…?

@JebraFaushay Is it bigger than a white woody?

Still thinking about a black Woody.

@LisaJoh61770094 This is what I think he will look like in a year. An eye lift, lip injections.

@JebraFaushay Omg! His damn eyes are TOO close together now 🙄😬

@BeccaC78 Hahaha! But gay! And French!

@JebraFaushay wtf is this? He looks like a long lost Backstreet Boy

@CreativelyOn That’s him in a year from now, my prediction.

@JebraFaushay This looks AI generated. It does not look like him.