Dr. Jebra Faushay

Katy Perry is dressed like a giant toddler while Justin Trudeau bops around like a retard. Pure cringe.

@Gupi666 That’s right. It should be free for me.

@JebraFaushay Gender affirming facelift 😂🤪

If you identify as trans, you can get free plastic surgery and more through Medicaid. I need a gender affirming face lift and maybe some gender affirming breast implants. Where’s my free stuff? (christiane)

@JRCESTA I’ve never been there!

@JebraFaushay To be completely fair Tops does suck for a grocery store

A social media influencer walked into a small-town grocery store and reacted as if she'd stumbled upon a crime scene. Her disgust went viral for being completely out of touch with reality. But the best part? The follow-up video of two guys perfectly imitating the experience right down to the facial expressions. (catherineebs/tuckerthorn)

@JohnBoyHob @RealMarlonB Yes and a bow tie too.

@RealMarlonB @JebraFaushay Did they force you to put on a vineyard vineyard shirt also? Happened to my friend.

This is a very dangerous gang typically seen on the eastern seaboard. Please be careful if you run into them. Known as the “Vineyard Vines,” they also go by the “Trust Funds.” Do not confuse them with their rivals, the “Tucker Carlsons.”

@KathrynVillapu2 Erewhon and Whole Foods

@JebraFaushay Where do those influencers usually shop? Whole foods?

I'm going to need someone to recount. I don't think he is the rightful winner of this jump rope contest. Just watch the feet.

@kuLehand33 Ha! I wish I could be so bold!

Turn to his wife "love, sounds like he is overdue for another pegging ... he seems like he is feeling neglected for being bumped from behind with no actual penetration". That should calm things down all around ... make everyone feel included in the care and consideration department.

I was shopping in a busy, upscale grocery store when a much younger, larger man collided with me in a narrow aisle. I politely said, "Excuse me," but he didn't hear me and immediately started ranting that I had crashed into him, making a scene. When I calmly noted it was mutual, that we bumped into each other, he exploded and yelled, calling me a bitch, and repeatedly screaming "READ THE ROOM!" His wife glared and accused me of being "privileged," to which he agreed. When I asked how I was "privileged," he scoffed and said, "The way you're talking." The entire store went silent as he raged. I'm a conflict-avoidant introvert, so I just stood there stunned. A couple of kind strangers comforted me afterward. Later, he tracked me down in another aisle to yell at me again. His behavior felt wildly disproportionate to a minor accidental bump in a crowded store. How would you have handled it?

@Moonbellykamala It really happened.

@JebraFaushay AI generated bs

@CoveCooper She was glaring at me as if I had stripped naked.

@JebraFaushay Maybe turn to his wife and say "are you safe?" And make that hand signal for woman in danger.

@michaelwgehl Well, I wish I were your size instead of being a frail old woman.

I’m 6’4” 260. Very few people would try that with me. At Chicago O’Hare yesterday I was on a terminal train. Doors opened, and a guy was standing in my way. I politely said excuse me while checking his ears for ear buds, which he wasn’t wearing. He ignored me. I politely moved him out of my way, by initiating a little shove, which moved him out of the way of my family trying to leave the train. He immediately had something to say, but upon looking up at me, while I was glaring down at him, he quickly did the correct thing, bit his lower lip and moved another step further away. So, unfortunately, I really can’t relate.

@luvthecountry Smart!

I was driving through a small town close by one Saturday, changed lanes and undoubtedly didn’t see this truck behind me. He had a fit at the next stop light. I was by myself and he was acting like a maniac. I ignored him and drove off but made sure he wasn’t following me. I had no idea what he was capable of so got away from him.

@siitupe He was unhinged. It was so weird.

@JebraFaushay The older I get, the less I care about avoiding conflict. I would just repeat my apology and move along. These people today are different and are not worth the effort to keep trying to make peace. They wait for situations like these to explode on someone. It’s not gonna be me.

@librahorse78 I dont even know what that meant in this context.

@JebraFaushay Read the room? What’s that even mean. 🤨 You holler at my wife like that, I’m laying you out in the produce aisle homie 👊

@mattrife Ive never seen it. Do I need to watch? I hear its all boobs and dragons.

I’m 15 years late, but I’m finally watching Game of Thrones… … i just finished Episode 9 of Season 3 and WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? WHYYYYYY

@Tim_584116 Imagine Joe Biden wearing this for sleep.

@JebraFaushay This really does look like a Victorian-era woman's nightgown. Grandma Georgina from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory wears a bonnet like that.

"Men's Ruffled Muslim Thobe Nightgown with Sleeping Cap."

@Lookin_In91862 Yes it is.

@JebraFaushay Is That ... Gavin Newscum Modeling That Ensemble ???

@JackBannon_ It is sign language for VAGINA.

@JebraFaushay Isn't that the vaginingie sign? 🤔

If you perform at a Jay-Z concert, you are required to do this with your hands.

@PalominoOMG Right? Everyone does it. So weird.

@JebraFaushay Odd how they all do that - once you notice it, you can't stop.

@DrGaybeMiller Im glad I wrote you that extra prescription.

@JebraFaushay I just experienced an increase in my anxiety from the video. I just called the police to express my concerns. Thankfully I’ve got a new pack of SSRI’s.