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@zerohedge The year is 2031: Trump says Iran is basically defeated, deal will be signed before market opens Monday.

*TRUMP ON IRAN WAR TIMELINE SAYS IT SHOULD BE DAYS NOT WEEKS:ABC

@BRICSinfo lol yes - right before the markets open. Best deal ever 😂

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says there is a "good chance" of a deal with Iran within 24 hours.

@calvinfroedge @J_Wise_geology To be fair, the government itself admitted to 3000+. Even if half were Mossad… it’s still a crazy number.

@J_Wise_geology There is not a single credible estimate of that 30k figure There are however credible estimates of far more Gazans being genocided

Iran executes ~30,000 of its own citizens- world is silent. Trump launches war upon the country- many in the world cry it illegal or a war crime. The world has no credibility.

@Jazzma_spastic Deepmind 6 is it

ArturiaのMicroFreakとか、和音が弾けるシンセ買ってゴールしたい。或いは時代の徒花というか、隠れ名機というか、音は良いけど売れなかった捨て値のシンセとかDigりたい。個人的には軽音サークルの先輩が使ってたALESISのMicronが可愛くてやたら音が太かったので好き。

@TylerDurden Yes lol - test for low iq

Bitcoin is an IQ test. Always has been.

@KirkLubimov Bro - we all know you posted this on Reddit 🤣

Calgarians are now starting to realize that they bought shitboxes that no one wants, with increasing condo fees and are now worth less than what they paid for but their taxes are higher. And this is in a city that still has some real estate demand. Reckoning is coming to RE.

@Kekius_Sage Does kekius exist without x?

Do colors exist without eyes to see them?

@bharat_usd Without the fake girlfriend 🤣

citrini slowly turning into wifey alpha

@forallcurious Everything is AI until proven otherwise

STUNNING🚨: Artemis II crew captured a stunning image of Earth this morning from 41,000 miles away. The first time since 1972 that humans have seen a crescent Earth in full.

@zerohedge Zerohedge clearly getting paid to throw out ambiguous statements to help tamper the oil price. Good job so far! 😂

*IRAN SAYS TO SET TOLLS FOR SHIPS PASSING VIA HORMUZ STRAIT

@3orovik I imagine you look exactly like your pfp irl

Trump is playing 4D chess - War ends -> oil drops - inflation collapses - Powell out -> Kevin Warsh cuts rates - Liquidity floods into the economy - Markets giga pump (including crypto) Right into midterms Republicans sweep. That’s the plan

@MarioNawfal My 2 year old son has better takes than you bro

If Iran agrees to open the Strait of Hormuz, this war will end

@Rory_Johnston Not sure there is a need to justify a mission complete unless they are severe losses

What’s convenient about this statement is that it can easily be used to justify both 1) mission complete, pack it up, and 2) boots on the ground to finish the job

@EsfandTV Almost guaranteed they will be kidnapped by aliens

We're going to the moon in 4.5 Hours for the first time ever and like no one is talking about it lol

@HARI_C_K_G @aravind I would do the same in his shoes!

@CtrlShftX @aravind He deleted the tweet 😂

@BretWeinstein April Fools should instead become the only day where lying is prohibited

Since every day is now April Fools Day, we need to scrap this tradition altogether.

@LynAldenContact Everyday is April 1st on X

We’re are at the point of history where most April Fool’s jokes are indistinguishable from totally real things that happen regularly now. 😅

@BidBird10 Window dressing will do that

Yesterday we didn’t need rare earths. Today we need rare earths.

@toiletkingcap Solar Shmolar

im getting long silver again. seems like metals got decimated and bottomed. good luck electrifying everything and building out solar with the current inventory levels of silver