46 Years a Dave

@octopuscaveman Welcome to the bathroom, we got poop and pee!

@MikeBales I drank Jagermeister while attending some community college classes, are you and I more similar or the college kids that drank Fireball? 😆

You drank Fireball in college. I drank Jagermeister. We are not the same.

Junior Caminero spent his off day stopping by a youth baseball game and treating the kids to pizza after. That’s my third baseman. 🥹 #RaysUp (IG: NicoleGabrielTraining)

@305miami6924 Yeah, I'm excited to see what he'll bring to our defense.

Yea… that’s the word but the more important thing is he’s a fucking great player. Loved what he did for my Canes. TB got a good one.

@305miami6924 They talk about his arms being short but it's not like it's noticeable, they aren't freakishly short.

Bainnnnnnnn to TB! 🙌🏾

@kylecorwintakes When I was a kid my parents were pretty strict about my bedtime, BUT my dad was a baseball guy so he would let me listen to the games until I fell asleep which I rarely did.

idc if this is a boomer take: Listening to the radio broadcast of a baseball game is WILDLY underrated

@Deeznootz94 @16barsgame I stole that one and Chronic from BMG 😆

@DMoPrime @16barsgame Snoop - Doggystyle

Be honest... First rap album you ever owned. 💿 Not the best. The FIRST one.

@1ssve I haven't, but I work for a beer distributor in Florida, there's a warehouse job that involves stacking empty kegs outside, those dude's quit mid-shift all the time.

Has anybody out there just walked out of a job like fuck this I'm not coming back?

@OleTimeHardball Crime Dog

What’s your all-time favorite MLB player nickname? 1. Mad Hungarian 2. Iron Horse 3. Left Arm of God 4. Splendid Splinter 5. Georgia Peach 6. Say Hey Kid 7. Ryan Express 8. Mr. Cub 9. Sultan of Swat 10. Write in another nickname

Do raw onions belong on a burger?🍔 🚨

@NotJoshGeyer Kiss is a gimmick band

AC/DC is way the fuck better than KISS and I will die on that hill.

@16barsgame I have this vinyl!

Some of y’all first rap albums were NOT child-appropriate 😭 This thread is getting wild! 👀

@AlexS24_7 D

Which one is the right amount?

@SighFieri Yes, it's still my mom's number.

Are you old enough to remember your childhood home phone (landline) number?

@octopuscaveman I think I would do an impression of someone, it would calm me to think it might make someone chuckle.

The worst part about being a pilot has got to be knowing that if something goes wrong your last words are gonna be recorded by the black box and it’s probably gonna be something stupid like “uh oh”

@cloudwing0 Pasta isn't even good, it's just a vessel for a tasty sauce.

most controversial food opinion you have?

@Dad_2_The_Bone I think weight rather than age is probably the better and safer gauge.

Is 46 too old for a bouncy house?

@305miami6924 A married couple that have kids and both have full time jobs that are able to have sex more than once or twice a week have to be COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED.

I have a bet going so I need your help. Honest answers please remember this is anonymous. How many times do you have sex

@AB84 You aight

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”