Dad to the Bone

Blocking the White House account is good for your blood pressure

@DammitBits This ^

@Dad_2_The_Bone Or garlic!

There is no such thing as too much cheese.

@Dad_2_The_Bone that’s a classic night time snack too! treat yo self!

I think cheese / crackers / pepperoni should be a more regular thing - not just something you put out when people are coming over. I’d eat this all the time. Except the only one stopping me is me.

@mr_internet Omg hahahaha!!!!!!!!

Perhaps version 2 will be better

@mistrustme1 I’m a hot mess haha. One minute I am raging over maga and the next I am gushing over either Em or my kiddo - and toss in an occasional joke or two!

@Dad_2_The_Bone You are funny but do bookmark I’ll keep checking the thread

Drop your funniest tweet below, I’ll wait. The algorithm buries the good ones and the people worth following are out here talking to 12 people. If you’re under 5k? Show us what you got.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ PS: will be dropped in a room dedicated to spreading the under 5k love

@Moon_River05 And probably semi accurate!

@Dad_2_The_Bone Too funny😂😂😂😂

My maga brother got his - looks just as expected

🎶…..i’ll see you on the dark side of the bun

@Bun_E_Kirwin Maybe the hard salami and prosciutto also

@Dad_2_The_Bone So the dill pickles are only to fancy it up for company?

In the adult version of Sonic the Hedgehog, James Marsden’s Donut Lord character is played by James Hard-sin

🎶She’s a good girl, loves her tacos Loves cheese fries and chalupas too She’s a good girl, crazy about queso Loves burritos and her hot sauce too.....

@john_islesfan You would have thought I just gave her precious cat a gangster mohawk !

@Dad_2_The_Bone Data normalization ftw

I once had to wipe my PC and my gf at the time almost yanked me by the bean bag for losing her playlists 😂 I mean, this was easily 25 years ago though 😂

@BrantKeel Tell them that whoever has delegate access to the 365 account can go into their calendar and cancel them (not just delete)

@BrantKeel Lol dopes.

If you’re leaving your job and want to cause chaos, set up a ton of reoccurring meetings starting a month after your last day. People go mental over this.

Daniel “Look at me, I’m fucking dis-custard”

I get it…. Sometimes you’re horny and alone and you hump some cheez-its

@sabnabdab I am guessing it’s super high like Gilbert Gottfried

@Dad_2_The_Bone Have we ever heard Barron's voice?

Hey Barron…

@Blackaddar Haha “Bruh, that’s pretty sting made from our cult leaders gray pubes” lol

@Dad_2_The_Bone And the MAGAS love it

👏Please👏Be👏Real👏