Dad to the Bone

@EmmaScott Guess what I just got…..

Y'all guess what!

Is it wrong to promise sex in exchange for an ice cream sundae? Asking before I send this text message.

@supernova_freak @EmmaScott Lol. Anything for her :)

@Dad_2_The_Bone @EmmaScott WOW...and just like that, you have a sundae.

@supernova_freak @EmmaScott

@EmmaScott Then promise away! 😋😋😋

@supernova_freak @EmmaScott 🤣🤣🤣

@Janabw81 Harass me all they want. Mute and forget :) However, thank you very much

@Dad_2_The_Bone There are quite a few “influencer” accounts on here that do that on a consistent basis. If you call them out for plagiarism their lemmings swarm and harass.🙄

I agree. But let’s not be like them and the do copy pasta starter kit

@incharmuese My girl looks damn good in one

men have a thing for sundresses

Please stop calling him Fetterman. It’s Uncle Fester.

@Mrsjenk1 I hate his stupid fucking face

And you fuck tards voted for him

@GenuinelyJodi 🤣🤣

@Dad_2_The_Bone Well this is true. I was on a flight in an airplane if you want to get technical. 😂

Peeing on an airplane isn’t as fun as I thought it would be.

Customer: "I just need a new charger; the battery's not holding." Me: "Your battery is on life support sir." Customer: "Don’t try to upsell me!" The battery :

“But what about Joe Biden.” Bitch, shut the fuck up about Joe Biden. This sex offender in office is so bad and you’re talking about Joe Biden? Moron.

@mamahasaheadac1 @EmmaScott I’m very lucky

That cheese pull on @EmmaScott’s grilled cheeses, though…

@EmmaScott 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Establish dominance by following everyone with the same name as you and then replying "me too" every time they tweet.

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@tankcuntel @EmmaScott She slays

@Dad_2_The_Bone @EmmaScott Perfect. No notes.