Barely Functioning Quadriplegic

SIng me to sleep Lana.

@dlsportsnw It looks like the end of a hot dog.

I mean...

This is how Mexicans love white girls mexicanly.

@MallBangers temporary fad

CAN WE PLEASE BRING BACK SHAPEWEAR FOR VEHICLES

@JebraFaushay so not sexy

The robots are literally taking all of our jobs, even pole dancing. Look at this, all sexy with those high heels and sensual moves.

@ghostmissguided suffer

What do you do when you’re heartbroken?

hello neck pain my old friend you've come to hurt me once again

@alphafox hypnotic

How its made - CNC machine weaving to create flex pipes:

@Reprrid rumble-ski

This video of some Russian mobsters going at it with gunshots and punches is incredible, there's more codes than in the Pentagon 💀

@nlvvc_ 😢

no contact but I still think of u everyday

Wish i was down at the crick.

@CallMeK1123 ouch

don’t tell my sister but my new name for her is cunt rag and mostly because she ruins my dad’s birthday by being in his fucking house.

@Arr0gant8astard @CallMeK1123 @NotChewsdayIsIt

Welcome back, Kristin!! Everyone on Twitter is Chews. @CallMeK1123 is @NotChewsdayIsIt

RIP

@janefkndoe @PatrickLucien49 pawd

Freak

Age yourself by naming a cartoon you grew up watching. I’ll start: SpongeBob SquarePants.

@james_xond bmx and malls

People who were teenagers before social media existed, how did you survive being bored without scrolling on your phone for hours?

@aas_ker I love you forever mom.

If your mother is alive, write one sentence for her ❤️

@CallMeK1123 @janefkndoe lana and jane are perfect jungle/forest names

it’s finally happening

@ha_na_87__ try a hot flour tortilla with butter

メキシコ料理にハマっちゃってずっとメキシコ料理調べてる🇲🇽🌵🌮