Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp

.@jimcramer currently I own the following: - a Minneapolis "daycare" - a Los Angeles "hospice" - 10 lbs of used cooking oil - $BYNDQ - 4 gold teeth, 1 of which is loose AM I DIVERSIFIED?

@KayTheDoc Given it was done illegally that makes sense

I regret voting for Trump

@mitchgoldich Yes but who is the better blockchain

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

This is an ILLEGAL war on Mordor. We’re told Sauron “poses an existential threat,” yet somehow this involves sending hobbits 1,500 miles to a volcano. Regime change in Mordor will only create a power vacuum filled by worse orcs. Sauron is bad, sure. But is he “march to Mount Doom” bad? Meanwhile second breakfast is underfunded. Tell me again how this puts the Shire first?

Amazing to watch @fordnation @ONgov just outright lie in its TV campaign.

@MarkJCarney More subsidizing from Alberta. Amazing!

We’re putting nearly $200M toward critical infrastructure upgrades across Toronto, including public transit — improving the TTC for faster, more reliable commutes.

Duke getting NBA travel calls lmao #MarchMadness

@DuBoseDefense Have to think like 30% of people have them winning the Title.

Me trying to figure out if Duke losing is good for me when I have them losing in the Final Four

@reason wHaT a ShOcK

Zohran Mamdani admits New York is facing a “serious fiscal crisis,” but his solutions won’t actually fix it. reason.com/2026/03/19/mam…

@FedProm @StealthQE4

@StealthQE4 I can fix her

Don’t think the Bachelorette it will be airing this year. Girls out of her mind. Lmao

#OffWisconsin 😭😭😭

@mario4thenorth Sounds like a perfect fit

🚨 BREAKING: Carney’s newest floor crosser, just got caught expensing purchases from HER OWN BUSINESS to taxpayers. SHE ONLY PAID IT BACK AFTER SHE GOT CAUGHT. This is who they’re recruiting 😂

@michaellebowitz @sunchartist Liquidity is king rn

BREAKING: GOLD COLLAPSES AS ARAB GULF STATES SELL THEIR ASSETS TO RAISE MONEY Put differently, in this time of crisis, they are selling their gold in favor of US dollars.

@WallStreetMav @Z3Wesley

“California has 40 million people in it… if you take away 200 guys, the billionaires, if you take them out of the equation, we lose 47 % of our revenue. Many of those billionaires have moved already or are in the process of moving. 47% of California tax revenue… gone.

@Libertine583767 @ksorbs I don’t think that is the real question

I am a Christian but beginning to wonder about your claim to be one too. What those boys did was wrong, and they will be held accountable—but they are still human beings, loved in the eyes of Jesus. Christianity is about justice and redemption. The real question is: have you shown the same grace you expect for yourself?

Three boys face are being tried as adults and are accused of vioIently r*ping a 12-year-old girl. They allegedly held her down and stuffed rocks in her mouth so she couldn't scream Animals

@globeandmail Why not? It’s been a lost decade for everything else

Canada inches closer to a lost decade for house prices after factoring in inflation theglobeandmail.com/business/artic…

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game

@Daractenus @talesftf lol it’s a great point

Japanese Report: "Why didn't you tell US allies about the war before attacking Iran?" Donald Trump: "Who knows better about surprises then Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" This man belong in a psychiatric ward.

@HabanoRap Self loathing is huge rn

Lmaooooo we live in a simulation

@GordonJohnson19 @PollsTesla Canada may use it for its MAID program $TSLA

Why hasn't ANYONE licensed $TSLA's "FSD" technology, and WHY is the market STILL valuing this tech at ~$1.2tn?