khris is my goat

@DanielK80502174 @MearsMeerkat @CodifyBaseball Why would they put him on DL Hall?

@MearsMeerkat @CodifyBaseball The Quality Start has ruined starting pitching. So you’re telling me at pitch 101 he’s automatically getting hurt and put on the DL for 18 months with Tommy John surgery?

Jacob Misiorowski has struck out 57 batters in his last 6 games while allowing a total of only 1 run and 14 hits. I know that sounds impossible but it's true. No one has ever hit those marks before in any 6-game span in all of MLB history because of course they haven't.

@Spooky_Kabooky @SadVampire1776 There’s a difference between advertising saying that; random critics saying that; having a 70+ on rotten tomatoes AND Breaking box office records because the word of mouth is so good. I remember the Longlegs advertising being framed similarly, but the reception wasn’t.

@SadVampire1776 Honestly, with how much "best horror of the year" has been thrown around for every single movie, I don't blame you.

I will not watch either of these until the hype dies down. Feels like every year you have "groundbreaking" horror movies and they just turn out to be mid.

@SaladinoWR1D Typical nepo baby, has a job he isn’t qualified for.

I’m so sick of Blake Perkins

@chriswithans Couldn’t you just say Zero?

Not only does Diet Coke tastes better but because it tastes different from regular Coke, it’s safer to order at restaurants. It’s easier to tell if you’re mistakenly given Coke instead of Coke Zero or Diet Coke. If you order Coke Zero, you have to do the sticky finger test to make sure you’re not getting regular Coke. Waitresses are also more likely to think you ordered regular Coke because “Coke Zero” sounds more similar to ordering “Coke” than “DIET Coke” or just “Diet.” Servers have short attention spans so they only hear the first word. That’s why you order “DIET.” “I’ll have a Diet.”

@RIPReggieK @BrewerNation Incorrect.

@BrewerNation He was always on the 40 man roster

Takes up a 40-man spot now.

@daginga34 @mike_petriello Hitters top heavy Pitching depth is a big strength.

@mike_petriello Wild too cuz the public perception of the brewers is depth etc etc bjt they actually are pretty top heavy

Ironically, Milwaukee's 6-9 has the worst OPS in baseball. Which is kind of funny when you think that lineup depth usually matters.

@hauser42 @RealMarr @BrewPack8 Does he have an option? I thought I heard he didn’t

@RealMarr @BrewPack8 Player with one option left. Has never stuck around at MLB level. Streaky hitter that is better vs left handed pitching. Defense is lacking.

If the Brewers do call up a new guy for the left side of the infield, don’t be surprised if if it’s Eddys Leonard first

@maredimare @aakashgupta Me? I was class of 2013 but got my first cellphone in middle school around 2007? First smart phone in 2010.

@aakashgupta What students in public school have had cell phones for 17 years!!

26 states just passed laws trying to recreate this exact classroom. The largest study on the results dropped two weeks ago. Stanford, Duke, Michigan, and UPenn tracked 4,600 schools that locked student phones in Yondr pouches. Three years of data. Test score improvement across all subjects: close to zero. Attendance change: close to zero. Self-reported attention: unchanged. The phones are in locked pouches all day. The kids still can't focus. Here's what makes the data interesting. The UK ran this experiment in 2013 and saw a 6.4% test score bump, with the biggest gains among low-achieving students. The US ran it a decade later and got almost nothing. The difference is exposure length. UK students in 2013 had smartphones for about 6 years. US students in 2024 had them for 17. One group got interrupted early. The other had already built the habit architecture. The one metric that did move: by year three, student well-being improved. Grades stayed flat. Focus stayed flat. Attendance stayed flat. But the kids felt better. Turns out the phones were making them miserable even when they weren't hurting their scores. This video looks calm because it was filmed before the thing that would make calm impossible had arrived. 26 states are now learning that confiscating the device doesn't reverse what the device already did.

@JoRy_MaMa @BaselineBanter3 @WisBCA @TravisBOUND @ColtonWilson23 @csmif8 Colton must’ve had picks 11-15?

@BaselineBanter3 @WisBCA @TravisBOUND @ColtonWilson23 @csmif8 Colton’s team would get blown out of the water … and Domask was as underrated in this exercise as he was out of HS.

The top boys hoopers in Wisconsin since 2010 were drafted in this week's Starting 5. The criteria was based solely on their HS career. 15 players for 15 years of hoops. Did we get right? Comment who had the best draft, and who got left off #wisbb

@BrewersRaptor @That_Guy_42_2 @SamKuffelWx Isn’t it obvious? Mark is a fake billionaire most of his money is tied up in sand.

@That_Guy_42_2 @SamKuffelWx Absolutely hilarious you don’t know the difference

It’s very easy to exceed 50 posts a day during a severe weather event. Awful update for us who don’t want to pay a billionaire more money

@haemjjji @NickWatts I think when I was at Wisconsin someone told me you couldn’t be taller than 5’8” to be Bucky. That really cuts out a large crop of men.

@NickWatts I work as a mascot (not college) and it’s the height requirement. The shoes and head/shell add a lot of height. I go from 5’2” to a little over 6’0” in costume. So if you put someone taller the costume wouldn’t fit right and most men are taller and don’t fit 👍

Finding out that college mascots is a female dominated field is fascinating

@Dubs102704 @TrentScheids @BaseballValues At worst?

@TrentScheids @BaseballValues He’s at worst a 3 win player on cheap annual values. Absolutely has surplus trade value.

The #RedSox acquired 3B Caleb Durbin ($21.3M surplus trade value), UTs Andruw Monasterio ($3.7M), Anthony Seigler ($0.2M) and Comp B pick ($2.5M) from the #Brewers in exchange for LHPs Kyle Harrison ($4.7M), Shane Drohan ($2.9M), UT David Hamilton ($3.8M) Rejected by our model.

@JoeMama1567546 @THEbadgermaniac You started with “only one really helped brewers out” I think that claim is what was silly. We can revisit in 5 months re: Gasser

@DaveInShawano @THEbadgermaniac Gasser has pitched 30 innings since 2024. And I mentioned flipping prospects. We didn’t trade Hader for Contreras

Brewers fans often lament their inability to hang onto their stars when the big contracts/teams come calling. It bears noting that Adames, Devin Williams, Burnes, Peralta, Hader, Lucroy, Gomez were all bad/mediocre/problematic/hurt once they left Milwaukee.

@JoeMama1567546 @THEbadgermaniac Is Gasser not good? Is Contreras not good?

@DaveInShawano @THEbadgermaniac What about it?

@JoeMama1567546 @THEbadgermaniac Might want to revisit the Hader return…

@THEbadgermaniac Crazy to look at all those trades and only one really helped the brewers out. Most of them we either flipped the prospect or they never panned out. Fiers and Gomez trade being the exception

@SWAGONPOlNT Jordy Nelson had a pretty good stretch for packers

I deadass don’t see a good player here

@suzukiplshomer Both teams will make playoffs. If they meet again in playoffs I can’t wait for that toxicity.

This was always going to happen It’ll be Cubs Brewers until the finish line

@Jeigbombs @joe_deering123 @wha1en He was 126th according to 247 109 according to their composite. Seems close

Wisconsin has now missed out on the last 17 in-state prospects ranked in the top-100 nationally by 247

@zachagr @coasterfreak04 @pitchergami Does it only count starts because 1 inning relief appearances have to be majority?

@coasterfreak04 @pitchergami Probably 6 IP.. somewhere between 1-3 ER??

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨 Brandon Sproat just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history: 4.0 IP | 1 H | 0 ER | 3 BB | 5 K MIL @ STL That's the 98th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,322+ unique lines on record.

@hauser42 @SaladinoWR1D He should try shortstop he’s way better than Ortiz with the bat.

@SaladinoWR1D He isn’t going to be stuck behind Chourio, Mitchell and Frelick at this point. That he haven’t been in the field during this shirt time is telling they don’t trust him in the field. Mean why isn’t he working out at 3B if that is such a need in this team ?

Fans! If you thought Jake Bauers in left field was fun, you’re going to love Tyler Black out there!