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Nick Watts
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Old Row | UW 🦡 | A white boy in motion stays in motion
San Francisco, CA Katılım Aralık 2019
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“HE BLEW A .000! HE WAS SOBER, IT WAS JUST A WHOOPSIE!”
Bro I got friends who would blow a 0.200 and wouldn’t end up on the fucking side of their car 😭
Cmon now, it’s literally impossible to do this on a suburban street sober
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@merlini92 Really important context here, thank you for this critical input
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Jupiter Island PD might just be the greatest government job on Earth
All you have to do is hang out on the wealthiest beach in the world and pull Tiger over every couple months
Clayton Tress@ClayTress
@NickWatts Won’t find him there, gotta go a little further north
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So when Scottie Scheffler gets arrested for ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER they let him off with a little slap on the wrist and an apology…
But when Tiger gets arrested they make a whole big stink about a little fender bender 🤔
Make that make sense folks
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@toga_party_ He pretty openly drinks and does drugs on camera so it’d be a helluva effort to fake everything he does
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@NickWatts It was a TikTok of a dude claiming he knew him and that he had a room in the house and lived a normal life, can’t find it now so there’s a chance it was fake lol
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Huge Big John fan and obsessed with the fact that he lives in a windowless garage in Florida with his tv plugged into the ceiling #allheart
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@NickWatts It gets better……they are police AND fire combined. So you’re both a cop and fireman. Typically have support from Martin County in the north and Palm Beach County in the south
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@NickWatts How does someone possibly roll over a vehicle on that road, in front of the Yacht Club....flat as a pancake, 30 mph......
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@phatmat456 Well I would say the other roadblock is that I can’t imagine there are many reservations laying around in Louisville on derby weekend
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@NickWatts Na its a fancy place he has one in cincy too it the place to be derby weekend
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Going to the Kentucky Derby this year 🐎
Haven’t been to a horse race since the 2023 Belmont when they ran out of all booze and mixers except Jack so the bartenders just started pouring people massive cups of whiskey
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Used to be a huge Tiger Woods fan
Loved his use of narcotics, rampant infidelity, and multiple DUIs
But then I found out he might be on steroids and THATS where I draw the line
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@RheinEsq We actually have no idea if Tiger had a poppy seed bagel today
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@NickWatts Maybe he was avoiding the other driver involved, who’d been driving recklessly. We don’t know who was at fault yet.
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