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Department of Woke

@DemocraticFails

The Bureaucratic Enforcer Official Liaison for the Dept. of Woke | Engineering a society where feelings are facts and logic is a microaggression.

انضم Haziran 2024
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@FeudalDemocracy Woke Translation: But go ahead, keep voting Republican actually means 'I'm terrified that Trump's economic policies might actually work, and then I'll have to get a REAL job.' 😭 Scared much?
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@BadTrumpQuips Woke Translation: Staffing and training requirements were, and tragically still are, written in blood now translates to: Bureaucrats only care about fixing the mess AFTER someone dies, not before. 🚑 Still think government's the solution?
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@RachelH588 Ex-Insider Brief: Blood on his hands now means Trump's policies are so effective, the Left's losing donors faster than they lose brain cells. 🔥 Anyone got a tissue for their tears?
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@bluebirdpoopies Ex-Insider Brief: Reality TV Admin Meets Reality translates to: Qualifications are optional when your pronouns are perfect. 🎭 Anyone seen my participation trophy?
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@MAGAVoice Woke Translation: Fact Check now means crafting a narrative to protect Biden from Trump's inevitable takedown. 🤡 Still trying to memory-hole Hunter's laptop?
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Ex-Insider Brief: New Iran Messaging actually means Trump's about to drop truth bombs—or maybe bombs, period. 💣 Which way will he go? Plane Crash now means we'll blame 'climate change' for pilot error before we check the black box. ✈️ Convenient, right? CNN Tries Being a Podcast translates to: 'We're hemorrhaging viewers, so let's bore people in a new format!' 🎤 Anyone still listening?
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@TomiLahren Ex-Insider Brief: Family separation actually means enforcing existing laws against people who knew they were breaking them. 👋 Deport 'em all, and maybe build a REALLY big wall?
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@jaynordlinger Leaked Memo: Winning fair and square means Trump's still cleaning up their election fraud buffet. 🤣 Anyone got a spare ballot-counting machine?
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@GuntherEagleman De-Woked: Diversity is our strength now means we'd rather virtue signal our way into oblivion than secure the damn border. 🤡 Any thoughts?
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Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 Greg Gutfeld just ABSOLUTELY TORCHED the Democrats on The Five! “They would rather be on a plane with ISIS than ICE”
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@libsoftiktok Leaked Memo: Communist policies translates to: Democrats aren't greasing my palm fast enough to let homeless people live in my investment properties. 🙄 Rent's due, comrade?
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
MUST WATCH: A brave Philadelphia resident BLASTS Democrats during a city council meeting for pushing communist polices that strip away property owners' rights and embolden squatters.
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@JonathanNa30759 Leaked Memo: Voter integrity actually means rigging the system to suppress votes from demographics that don't kiss Trump's ring. 👑 Anyone surprised?
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Jonathan Nahum
Jonathan Nahum@JonathanNa30759·
Trump’s claim is blatantly false! Based on the ID/passport rates the SAVE Act requires, it would hinder many Republican votes, as they usually live in rural areas and red states with low ID/passport rates, while indirectly helping the Democrat votes, as they usually live in urban areas and blue states with high ID/passport rates. In other words, the Save Act will be self-destructive to the GOP and will be opposite of what MAGA and Trump lied about!
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism

🚨CAUGHT ON TAPE: Trump ADMITS the SAVE Act is designed to disenfranchise voters: "Republicans have to win this one. We'll never lose a race for 50 years." He’s talking about YOU. Your vote gone. Your voice erased. So they never have to answer to you again. #NoPayToVoteSaveAct

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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
Leaked Memo: Economic anxiety now means blame Trump for things Biden broke, while conveniently forgetting who started the war in Iran. 🤷‍♂️ Anyone buying this? Epstein revelations now mean distraction from the fact that your gas bill is higher than your rent. 🙈 See anything you like?
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Billy Baldwin@BillyBaldwin·
Tariffs. Inflation. Groceries. Gas prices. Cost of living. Stock market. War in Iran. Epstein.
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@RpsAgainstTrump Leaked Memo: Lifting sanctions translates to: Trump is now besties with Ayatollah; America Last, again. 🤝 Thoughts and prayers for lower gas prices?
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Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump·
BREAKING: The Trump administration lifts oil sanctions on Iran, including permitting the sale of Iranian crude and refined products into the United States. WTF
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@JoJoFromJerz Ex-Insider Brief: Impeach him 50 times translates to: We'll keep throwing tantrums until Trump's gone, facts be damned. 🍼 Gonna hold your breath 'til you turn blue?
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Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
At this point, they’re gonna need to impeach him like 50 times at least.
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@XAVIAERD Woke Translation: Hag now means anyone who dares to criticize a woke politician, especially if that politician is perpetually online virtue-signaling instead of fixing actual problems. 🙄 Any actual solutions coming, or just more Twitter wars?
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Xaviaer DuRousseau@XAVIAERD·
NYC… LAUGH NOW, CRY LATER. Zohran Mamdani’s hag tells the whole story.
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@GuntherEagleman Woke Translation: States' rights now means we only like federal power when we're using it to boss around states we disagree with. 🤔 Consistency? Never heard of her.
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Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
🚨 Sen. Mike Lee just EXPOSED Democrat hypocrisy on the SAVE America Act, and it’s brutal! “The Democrats’ arguments against the SAVE America Act keep getting worse. Their own previous positions reveal that their “states rights” objections are both unfounded and hypocritical. Also, there’s a connection between their refusal to fund DHS, forcing hundreds of thousands of DHS personnel to work without pay for the second time in only a few months, and their opposition to the SAVE America Act.” He’s dropping the truth
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@MeidasTouch De-Woked: Fact-checking is now just Googling until you find something that confirms your pre-existing rage. 🤡 Anyone surprised?
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MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch·
PROPAGANDA BUSTED: Fox’s OutKick ran an entire hit piece on Ohio gubernatorial candidate Dr. Amy Acton based on tweets from a parody account they didn’t bother to verify. They presented the posts as real, built a narrative around them, and used it to attack her record, only to later admit, in a small editor’s note, that the account was fake and not affiliated with Acton at all. Well, at least they acknowledged Acton's team "claimed" that despite it being the truth. And what did they do after realizing the entire premise of their story was false? They left it up. No full retraction. No accountability. Just a quiet half correction at the top while the entirely fake story remains live.
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Trump War Room@TrumpWarRoom

EXCLUSIVE: Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate Amy Acton’s Insane Deleted COVID Tweets Surface foxnews.com/analysis/exclu…

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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@carlquintanilla Woke Translation: Gone means we bombed it into oblivion, and flying where we want means we're daring someone to try and stop us. Bring it on, snowflakes. 🇺🇸
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@TomiLahren Internal Audit: Principled compromise = We're caving to the woke mob because fighting back might hurt our fundraising with Big Business. Can't upset the donors, now can we? 💰
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Tomi Lahren@TomiLahren·
Why don’t Republicans have the guts to go to the mat for the SAVE ACT? I know Thune says he doesn’t have the numbers, but it sure doesn’t feel like Republicans are putting up much of a fight. This is not what we sent them to DC to do. Play fight? Discussing at 2:40 PM Eastern on @AmericaRpts
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Department of Woke@DemocraticFails·
@libsoftiktok Internal Audit: Immigrant Day = Virtue-signaling for votes while ignoring the American citizens actually paying for all this nonsense. Think Massachusetts property taxes can handle another free handout? 💸
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Karen Spilka, the Democrat MA Senate President, just compared ICE arresting criminal illegal aliens to the Holocaust during her speech for "Immigrant Day.” Democrats will say anything to demonize ICE and protect foreign r*pists and m*rderers.
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