Derek “Fugazi” Jeter

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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter

Derek “Fugazi” Jeter

@DerekNotJeter

Hokie sports enjoyer🦃 | Clinically depressed Yankees fan | Coors Light lover | little league sportsmanship award recipient

Blacksburg, VA انضم Eylül 2017
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter
Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
Seeing my 7 eleven guy always makes my night. He started small talk today which was so sick
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
I hate my dad, I got no hoes, and I’m walking home alone hammered. It’s time to FaceTime the girl from spring break
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
Pops gave me a hundred bucks in cash before he left the bar. It’s fuck him and I’m gonna go to the ATM and put it all on a three legger
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
Two gay guys and a random ass mothafucka. I’ve never felt more out of place in my life
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
The only thing I learned today is that if I don’t kms tn then I probably won’t do it at all
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Keith Acouplabeers@acouplabeers·
Didn’t go to my own formals due to the lack of having a date. Group chat ignored me when asking to go out. Drove to the bar alone. Miller lite pitcher and chicken tenders. #lank
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
Kicking my feet and smiling sitting by myself at sharks while reading tweets
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Jeff Shingles
Jeff Shingles@JeffShingle67·
Making my bed in case I bring a lady back tn for the 46th time this year. I’m 0-45
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
57 years old and this is how we pour beers. What the hell are we doing
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter·
Saturday scaries kicking in because I can’t drink for another three days
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