57 years old and this is how we pour beers. What the hell are we doing
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter
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Derek “Fugazi” Jeter
@DerekNotJeter
Hokie sports enjoyer🦃 | Clinically depressed Yankees fan | Coors Light lover | little league sportsmanship award recipient
Blacksburg, VA Katılım Eylül 2017
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Saturday scaries kicking in because I can’t drink for another three days
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Are heads doing beers yet? Just curious how it’s going
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The sounds coming out of this guy in the bathroom are unlike anything I’ve ever heard in my life. Hope he’s doing ok in there
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Sometimes I rip silent farts in public just so I can see if anyone around me reacts
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Total pitcher count was 18. Not a bad performance
Derek “Fugazi” Jeter@DerekNotJeter
I can die happy
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@BudFosterBurner @CBSDickFitzwell It’s not weird if ifs just as friends
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@CBSDickFitzwell @DerekNotJeter can we interlock, just as friends
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Ordering a loaded barrel shot tonight AKA that’s when you put the barrel of a loaded gun in your mouth and then you pu—
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Formal date ditched me at the bar and is currently hooking up with a random dude in the hotel room I paid for
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Getting a little bit of elbow sex at the bar never hurt anyone
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Two gay guys and a random ass mothafucka. I’ve never felt more out of place in my life
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This girl just pulled out five fun facts about me without a second thought. I couldn’t give her one. Awful look for the program
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