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Last year, 97 firefighters died in the line of duty in the United States of America. Tonight, all of their legacies were honored at the National Fallen Firefighters (@NFFF_News) Candlelight Service in Emmitsburg, Maryland 🇺🇸 The 2026 Roll of Honor included fallen Montgomery County Fire and Rescue Services Master Firefighter Christopher Higgins, who died in the line of duty on January 11th, 2025 while operating on a house fire in Laurel, MD. 🕯️

@JayRockerz @TheMoCoShow I like that. Diversity is our strength and we are a welcoming community.

@Djp1Me @TheMoCoShow We should research the best ways to accommodate the bear in our, I mean, their spaces. No lids on cans. Open yard doors. Maybe set out a pot of honey overnight.

Black Bear Captured on Camera in Darnestown Thursday Night Click below for full article. mocoshow.com/2026/04/30/bla…

I can’t believe grandpa got this on video! A guy is passed out on his boat!! 😳

Update: We Now Have Only 12 Seconds Left Until Climate Change Destroys The Planet buff.ly/EuD0bWM

@GovWesMoore Words from many electeds are like glass: fragile and one can see right through them.

We honor the heroic actions by members of the public safety community who made the ultimate sacrifice in the line of duty to protect the lives of their fellow citizens. They understood the risk. They understood the peril. Yet they still said: “Send me.” Their actions speak louder than any words, so we must honor them not with our words – but with our will.

@AdamSchefter A “Hail Mary”?

New Dolphins QB Malik Willis threw out the first pitch Friday night:

HILLARY CLINTON As some of you know, I was the Air Force Military Aide for Bill Clinton, lived in the White House, traveled everywhere they traveled, and carried the “nuclear football.” As such, I was always in close proximity to both Bill and Hill. Among the military who served in the White House and the professional White House staff, the Clinton administration was infamously known for its lack of professionalism and courtesy, though few ever spoke about it. But when it came to rudeness, it was Hillary Clinton who was the most feared person in the administration. She set the tone. From the very first day in my assignment. When I first arrived to work in the White House, my predecessor warned me. “You can get away with pissing off Bill but if you make her mad, she’ll rip your heart out.” I heeded those words. I did make him mad a few times, but I never really pissed her off. I knew the ramifications. I learned very quickly that the administration’s day-to-day character, whether inside or outside of DC, depended solely on the presence or absence of Hillary. Her reputation preceded her. We used to say that when Hillary was gone, it was a frat party. When she was home, it was “Schindler’s List.” In my first few days on the job, and remember I essentially lived there, I realized there were different rules for Hillary. She instructed the senior staff, including me, that she didn’t want to be forced to encounter us. We were instructed that “whenever Mrs. Clinton is moving through the halls, be as inconspicuous as possible.” She did not want to see “staff” and be forced to “interact” with anyone. No matter their position in the building. Many a time, I’d see mature, professional adults, working in the most important building in the world, scurrying into office doorways to escape Hillary’s line of sight. I’d hear whispering, “She’s coming, she’s coming!” I could be walking down a West Wing hallway, midday, busier than hell, people doing the administration’s work whether in the press office, medical unit, wherever. She’d walk in and they’d scatter. She was the Nazi schoolmarm and the rest of us were expected to hide as though we were kids in trouble. I wasn’t a kid, I was a professional officer and pilot. I said “I’m not doing that.” There was also a period of time when she attempted to ban military uniforms in the White House. It was the reelection year of 1996, and she was trying to craft the narrative that the military was not a priority in the Clinton administration. As a military aide, carrying the football, and working closely with the Secret Service, I objected to that. It simply wasn’t a matter of her political agenda; it was national security. If the balloon went up, the Secret Service would need to find me as quickly as possible. Seconds matter. Finding the aide in military uniform made complete sense. Besides, what commander in chief wouldn’t want to advertise his leadership and command? She finally relented because the Secret Service weighed in. The Clintons are corrupt beyond words. Hillary is evil, vindictive, and profane. Hillary is a bitch.

@mymcmedia @GovWesMoore @SuzannePollak Do they mean everyone? Or, everyone who can legally vote?

“This ensures that every voice will be heard. Every voice will be counted." @GovWesMoore @suzannepollak bit.ly/42zsYMN

Former mayoral candidate in NJ admits to forging 1k voter registration applications justthenews.com/government/loc…

@StopAntisemites The graduation honors the hard work of students to earn their degrees. It’s not for commentary.

At today’s University of Michigan graduation, Professor Derek Peterson thanked anti-Israel protesters for 2 years of campus chaos. Turning a commencement speech into a political rant like this is grounds for termination. Sickening.

🚨🇺🇸 A woman was caught on camera downing half a bottle of Don Julio Tequila at an airport checkpoint after security told her she couldn't bring it on the plane. Not in today's economy! Inflation hits different these days.

@Ta_Poupee__ @SmPotatoes

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This lizard definitely didn't expect that kind of acceleration.. bro held on for dear life💀✈️ Absolute insane grip!

A man got on the train with both front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept staring at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after several curious glances, he said, “It’s golf balls.” She kept looking, thinking hard, then finally asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50 buff.ly/EZZ9o7E

A fugitive with a $10 million bounty on his head will finally face justice. Eugenio Dario Molina-Lopez aka Don Adario was captured and now faces federal charges related to a 2019 drug trafficking indictment. He allegedly led the Los Huistas gang, but evaded law enforcement for years. This major victory follows a multi-year, multi-agency probe which included ICE @HSISanDiego.

Friendly reminder to buy a dash cam

@TheBabylonBee Time something we can’t get back. My time is just as valuable to me as the doctor’s is to him/her. If I’m told my appointment is at 9am, I would never keep a doctor waiting. I’ll be there 10-15 minutes early for paperwork. Don’t keep me waiting - the doctor should honor my time.

Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer buff.ly/4lGtEae