Doug Llewellyn

@junemarie It works

june sweaty from the day

@calidaysay @Skinwalker5110 Funny, no one ever invites me to any.

@DougLlewellyn @Skinwalker5110 Oh yeah….all the time.

Used to party with 100s of strangers crammed onto a dance club floor. Now I avoid aisle 6 at the Supermarket if there's more than 5 people.

@calidaysay @Skinwalker5110 Raves still happen?

@Skinwalker5110 My friend tried to get me to go to a rave the other night with thousands of people. Not a chance 😂😂

@SarahSevans2000 Now that’s a good way to wake up.

Imma need a redbull and vodka please

@SarahSevans2000 Is it time for ask me anything?

I’ve been drinking… who wants a follow back?😂 my judgement is impaired

BTV > DEN. #WSMFP tomorrow!

@lieselRP Ha ha ha. What kind of dreams will you have?

When you type ho instead of go … it’s time for bed. Goodnight world! 🌍

@mistressdivy Yes

Anybody else’s iPhone been overheating lately?

@Beth_W14 @lilbitin10s Did we hold off passing notes to each other in middle school, or was it much more direct and efficient?

@lilbitin10s I refuse to play these games.

why am i not allowed to reply quickly if i like you? modern dating has ruined all the things that are good and sweet

@junebugcollins How’s this?

Ideal First Date: We go fishing and you catch a big trout We rope swing into the river 
You build a fire while we dry off by the water 
We grill the fresh trout together 
We watch the sunset from the tent while cuddling 
Finish the beers under the stars

@aspen_lindsay This is stupid but likely means I can make a killing opening a resort next door where they can start to knock boots all over again.

These people are an embarrassment to society.

@StacyAndy9 6.5

What's your cooking ability on a scale 1-10?

@traderjoeslut Ouch

beers don’t complain when you finish in 2 minutes

@SarahSevans2000 Hello. Not so awake yet over here. Ha ha ha.

Good morning! No scrubs, hair washed, bright eyed and bushy tailed! Stop by and say hello if you see this today!

@MarindaVannoy1 Pure stupidity

Serious question. How do you lose a giraffe?

@Beth_W14 Oooh. What about Bartles and James?

I’m not saying life was better when we drank Zima, but…

@traderjoeslut Priorities. Seems like the have the right ones.

people my age are on baby #2 and i’m on drink #5

@realEstateTrent Nope. We answer our messages.

I’ve never known a highly successful person who uses an auto-away email.

@junemarie Yes please.

rigatoni with roasted garden poblano cream sauce, hot sausage and cotija AND a charred sweet corn and garden zucchini salad with cilantro, lime, & feta. that's what's for dinner