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Due to the escalator malfunction at the UN yesterday, we have removed all escalators from Eatons stores.

Eatons is fighting inflation like ots 1999. Honoring all 1999 prices for all back to school shopping. Come to an open store with a screen shot of this tweet on a Nokia flip phone to redeem.

In response to the ever ending heat wave, all in-stock air-conditioners are 85 percent off.

Due to tariffs, we will report zero earnings this quarter.

Eatons will pay all tariffs and pass on savings if purchases are made on the Eatons charge card.

War plans were accidentally released in our last Christmas catalog.

All team canada apparel on sale today

@amuse Now bow before your master

OH CANADA… I thought you guys were at least good at hockey. What happened?

@atrupar We get 95% bullshit from the United States.

Canada: "They get 95% of their product from the United States, so I think they have to become the 51st state. You heard the people booing the national anthem, but I think ultimately they'll be praising the national anthem ... I call him Governor Trudeau ... we're looking at Greenland."

All employees at USA Hockey just got fired

Now only serving Canadian beer at all of our open food courts.

Only Eaton's stores in canada are operating.

@banreportcards Lol

@EatonsStore1 Gee whiz, I'm sad I tossed my great grandmother's copy just last year.

Bring in your copy to any store and we will honour 1905 prices.

Eatons has offered Sean Fraser a job as part of the Cabinet shuffle.

Still counting US Presidental votes at Eatons.

Just Eatons security guards in action.

@banreportcards @Sears @TheZellersStore Still available at Eatons

@sears @TheZellersStore @EatonsStore1

Blue Jays 2024 AL East Championship hits now on clearance at Eatons.

Available at selected Eatons stores