🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋

@ElseSlayer

🇨🇦🇮🇪🇹🇹 Bad Bitc$, Kick A$$ Wife, Mama Bear (do not test this)! 🇨🇦🇮🇪🇹🇹🐳 She/Her Love is LOVE. NO DMS, I’ll block you.🪷🔪🔪🔪I’ll cut a bitch 😮‍💨

Tundra, blasted cold tundra! انضم Mart 2021

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·4 Mar

Menfolk of the twitters: None of your insults or name calling gets to me. I’ve heard worse by the likes of your species. So if you’re here to call me names, go wash your ass instead. I promise it’s a better use of your time. K thxbai

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·16m

@Tice_P I’ve learned it doesn’t matter. The boys told me the only thing they needed was us to listen, which apparently we did. I didn’t censor shit, I didn’t do it by the book! 😮‍💨🤷🏽‍♀️🤣🤣

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·17m

@ElseSlayer Thank you. 🙏 I’m doing the best I can. My style is a little unorthodox but still effective. 😝

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·1h

Good morning Tweeps? How is everyone feeling today? ☕️

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·17m

@Kellydave Lonely marriages are terrible. I’ve had gfs in that same boat, used to make me cringe at the stories. I’m sorry babe, you deserved better

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Kelly@Kellydave·23m

@ElseSlayer I was married for 25 lonely, long years. WAS :)

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·1d

A SERMON. 😮‍💨

Angie Rivers ~ Nasty Canadian Woman.@shesrideordie

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·18m

@Tice_P @SamsHereForFood Ok I think my dad’s sister used to feed me this during her second marriage. She’s been married a few times and each time I learn her husbands culture 🤣🤣💀

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·23m

@ElseSlayer @SamsHereForFood I also love me some plait bread. Y’all know about that? 😝

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Shannon@SamsHereForFood·2h

Recall? I just had these last Sunday. 😋

Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper

Anyone else recall having saltines & butter as a snack?

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·19m

@Tice_P @SamsHereForFood 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·22m

@ElseSlayer @SamsHereForFood 🤣

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·19m

@Tice_P Awww thank you! I’m sure yours are equally amazing 🫶🏽

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·22m

@ElseSlayer Great kids are a reflection of great parents. 💜

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·27m

@Tice_P Thank you. I want them to have way more than I had. They’re great kids and super respectful.

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·30m

@ElseSlayer That’s awesome. The help you offered them is massive in today’s world. Terrific parenting. 💜

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·28m

@Tice_P @SamsHereForFood 🤣🤣🤣🫣

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·32m

@ElseSlayer @SamsHereForFood West Indian people are creative with everything. 🤣

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·28m

@Tice_P @SamsHereForFood I’ve heard of a lot of people just putting butter in coffee so I could see this working.

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·33m

@SamsHereForFood @ElseSlayer Sometimes I’ll make it into a meal and just mix the buttered salted crackers into a bowl with coffee. It’s not for everyone but I love it. I don’t think it works well if you like your coffee black though. 🤷🏽‍♂️😬

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·33m

@Tice_P 😂😂💀 It was wild!!! The two youngest are 16 months apart so it felt like I had twins. 😂😂 I told them there is no rush. I don’t want them to rent and we’ve told them we will help them buy their first homes.

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·42m

@ElseSlayer 3 boys? Whoa 😂 that must of been a handful of when they were little. You have my respect. 🫡 And I lived at home well into my mid 30’s. 🤣 What can I say. I love my momma and her cooking. 😃

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·35m

@Tice_P @SamsHereForFood Oh that sounds good

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·39m

@SamsHereForFood @ElseSlayer This is my goto snack! I love it with coffee. Don’t judge me but I dunk my crackers in my coffee. 😝

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·48m

@Tice_P Oh that’s amazing! I do! 3 boys. 30, 26 & 24. The two youngest are still at home.

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·54m

@ElseSlayer My son will be 10 next month & my daughter is will be 13 in May. Do you have kids?

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·49m

@SamsHereForFood 😂😂😂

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Shannon@SamsHereForFood·53m

@ElseSlayer 😂

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·57m

@Tice_P Oh lovely, I forgot it was spring break! 😂😂 How old are your kiddos?

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·1h

@ElseSlayer Working from home is the best. I’ll be home chilling with my kids. Last Friday of their March break.

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·58m

@SamsHereForFood 😂😂😂 My Nan smeared butter on every damn thing. 😂😂😂 Many of her baking recipes I have say (NOT MARGARINE) Then there is one that says margarine is ok. 😂😂😂😂🤣

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Shannon@SamsHereForFood·1h

@ElseSlayer Butter was for treats.And baked potatoes.Mum taught us to cut our potato in half, scoop out the potato and then fill up the skins with lots of butter and sour cream and eat them that way.They were good, but I haven’t done it since I grew up.I did not teach my kids to do that .😂

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·59m

@jnuffer Phew! 😂😂

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Jen@jnuffer·59m

@ElseSlayer 🤣 someone came in my office and rescued it.

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Jen@jnuffer·2h

No!!!! 😭😭😭

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·1h

@Tice_P Today I have to take care of some inventory, but at least it’s from home. What about you?

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🆃🅸🅲🅴 🅿 ⚾️🏀💨🇨🇦🕉️@Tice_P·1h

@ElseSlayer G’morning Else 💨 It’s the day working people dream of. 😆 Are you working today?

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·1h

@ChildPleez007 I made my husband listen to licc em low Lisa yesterday. I was in tears. I can’t contain myself, this is a bop!

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TheeCodingQueen 🪷🦋@ChildPleez007·1d

Crying🤣😭

Twisted_Sailor@Twisted_Sailor

Hell yea I’m laughing. Pound cake was funny. Lick em low Lisa was funny. Randy Walter’s is a son of a bitch was also funny. What wasn’t funny was what the police wrongfully did to him and his home. That’s all sorted out now tho and thanks to the legal system and the protection of freedom of speech. No one was harmed during the making of that music.

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·1h

@SamsHereForFood 🤣🤣

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Shannon@SamsHereForFood·1h

@ElseSlayer 😂

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·1h

@SamsHereForFood But of course!! I can’t believe I actually ever ate margarine tbh. 🤣🤣🫣

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Shannon@SamsHereForFood·1h

@ElseSlayer It was as good as I remembered! Of course you have to use real butter.

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🪷🦋ELSE THE NASTIEST CANADIAN 😮‍💨🇨🇦🪷🦋@ElseSlayer·1h

@Roman_Baber @PierrePoilievre 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys are painfully stupid, my gawd

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Roman Baber@Roman_Baber·16h

There is only one way to describe @PierrePoilievre addressing the Harvard Club in New York this evening - Prime Minister. "Our countries are always stronger when we work together in friendship." 🇨🇦🇺🇸

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