joel embiid

@Orioles single A defense & double A offense

FINAL: Pirates 3, Orioles 2

@Orioles holy shit this team fucking blows

@BlueJays you have an absolute retard at backup C

@BlueJays comes in and immediately 5 hops a throw to 1st base fatass loser

@BlueJays CUT THAT FUCKING MORON

@BlueJays @andresgimenez @mlbespanol @MLBVenezuela HOW DO U NOT HAVE A FUNCTIONAL BACKUP CATCHER

Gimé’s hitting .360 to start the year! #BlueJays50

@BlueJays @andresgimenez @mlbespanol @MLBVenezuela CUT THAT FAT RETARD BACK UP

@King_Ristos @JonahWhitman69 @kr1shnaaustin genuinely wondering how does batman react to someone moving at light speed

@JonahWhitman69 @kr1shnaaustin Batman can react to Superman who moves at light speed has gauntlets that can knock out Superman and you think a knockoff Kryptonian can kill him?

If it’s Batman pictured he gets absolutely fried, if it’s comic Batman however ? No prep time is needed he genuinely just cooks him.

@justaguy0507 @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ I mean it looks cooler but in terms of calling one Batman or Daredevil neither is very fitting

@EmbiidTweet @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ The first one isn’t equivalent to Daredevil’s black suit

Saying Daredevil invented Surf Dracula is so funny considering the show's first season is just adapting one of the character's most beloved storylines and it happens to be an origin story

@justaguy0507 @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ no vs yes

@EmbiidTweet @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ Define dressing up like a superhero. Cause he has a costume from the start.

@justaguy0507 @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ The show is called Daredevil because it’s his superhero name

@EmbiidTweet @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ The show calls him the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen well before he actually gets a devil suit if that’s the reason we’re going with. Matt also makes note of the devil inside him in his first fucking scene.

@justaguy0507 @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ Sure, but that doesn’t really change it wouldn’t make sense for other people to call give him a superhero name till he dresses up like a superhero

@komradekhris @EmbiidTweet @_yesSIR____ And the devil aspect also refers to Matt’s addiction to violence which is brought up immediately in the confession scene at the start of the show.

@komradekhris @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 Yes, they are daredevils. Matt Murdock is the Daredevil

@EmbiidTweet @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 We call real actual people daredevils all the time in real life, because the term is not inherently related to wearing a devil costume

@komradekhris @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 That the shows called Daredevil for that reason, not because of his childhood nickname

@EmbiidTweet @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 Because it's an adaptation of the titular comic book character. What even is this line of argument

@komradekhris @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 And Batman’s a creature of the night. If he doesn’t look like Batman it still doesn’t really make sense to call him it

@EmbiidTweet @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 It makes sense because he's parkouring off rooftops and being an acrobat. The name isn't just a religious joke about his costume, it's in reference to the fact that he's doing Evel Knievel shit every night

@_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 @komradekhris Was the simplest way of saying Bruce Wayne still gotta dress like a bat to be called Batman. If Matt Murdock is just a dude fighting crime, why call him Daredevil

@EmbiidTweet @justaguy0507 @komradekhris Well if this is the argument he doesn't have the dd on his chest until literally just now so your entire argument falls apart

@_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 @komradekhris In the finale. I like that black suit, but if he never upgraded from that wouldn’t really make sense to be called Daredevil

@EmbiidTweet @justaguy0507 @komradekhris He's wearing a daredevil suit in season 1

@justaguy0507 @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ Sure, he can be all that without being called Daredevil. Bruce Wayne could do all his shit, if he doesn’t have a giant bat on his chest why would anyone call him batman

@EmbiidTweet @komradekhris @_yesSIR____ Cause he’s a blind man with no super strength that goes out and fights crime? Why do you think he’s called the man without fear?

@komradekhris @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 Why do you think the show is called Daredevil

@EmbiidTweet @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 I mean, they were calling him The Devil of Hell's Kitchen before he got the suit so even if that's what you're getting at it's not like the moniker was born in a vacuum when he started wearing horns lol

@komradekhris @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 Sure, but is the show called Daredevil in reference to that or his crime fighting alter ego

@EmbiidTweet @_yesSIR____ @justaguy0507 The name Daredevil predates the suit in the comics. It's what his childhood bullies would call him bc his Dad would never allow him to fight back