Ghastly Modern Thing

Fuck this site

@R088308 @MissLionHeart Yeah, it's been a while since the last stalking storyline 🙄

Keanu's eyes look weird. Like they're too close together or his face is puffy. What's going on? #EastEnders

Mmmmmmm, I'd slap a baby for a cherry bakewell. #EastEnders

the first known depiction of a pretzel......this is very important to me

@Number10cat Awwwwwww, my baby boy

Apple sauce and crackling on mine please!

@AKBrews @MagooPotato Poomami

@MagooPotato Yah. Umami.

This seems unsanitary

@IanFortey Whatever kills rich people faster 🤷‍♀️

@PlutoTV 1, no contest

Choose a mission between 1-4! Stream #MissionImpossible 1-4 for free on Pluto TV Action! pluto.tv/en/live-tv/561… #PopcornSummerMovies

Jeez, Leah, mind your business. So tired of that sour-faced brat being in every scene. #Hollyoaks

@ashtonpittman @JournalistHRH Then Target should just immediately close all their stores in Mississhitty.

Mississippi Attorney General Lynn Fitch threatened Target in a letter calling its Pride merch "obscene," "Anti-Christian" and "Satanic." The letter says its merch harms kids, undermines parents and may violate fiduciary duties. @JournalistHRH reports: mississippifreepress.org/34565/mississi…

Charlie's another little prick that no matter what his problem is, he's such a pos I can't have any sympathy for him. #Hollyoaks

@BioRecTech @ask_aubry He looks like somebody inflated Iggy Pop

Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app. And what's on the app: when attitudes are adjusted properly. 🙄

@ask_aubry He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Sorry for screaming at the top of my lungs, but WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY JUST GOT EIGHT EMMY NOMINATIONS!!!!

@mrjakedwood Happy birthday you handsome devil!

51 today. Best bit of advice I have for you so far…don’t let the f**kers get you down!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼❤️❤️

Well when you put it like THAT AMPTP really letting the mask fall onto the ground and shatter here

Wolves are essential. So is coffee 😉

Oh man I was 45 & trying to find a new job after the post-covid layoff when I got my first age/gender discrimination when the also 45yo CFO dude of a company didn't want to hire bc i wasn't "moldable enough", like all the 20something girls he preferred to hire. Ok dude whatever