Larry the Cat

"Whether Starmer stays or goes we can all agree that me being fed is the most important thing"

@officialsammyuk Cat check: More than 40% of the men arrested following the far right riots in 2024 had been previously reported to the police for domestic abuse theguardian.com/society/2025/j…

This absolute disgrace of a human being can call me and half the UK whatever names he likes — it won’t work. Just like it didn’t work when he called us “far-right” after Southport, or when we exposed the mass rape and abuse of children. I have more courage in my little finger than this man will ever have, and we, the British people, will not stand back and allow him to destroy what little we have left of our country. I will be speaking at the UTK event @TRobinsonNewEra tomorrow and I will continue to share my message across the world as I have for 14 years. Starmer and the Labour Party are finished.

@RobertJenrick Will you be joining the march tomorrow Bobby? Will Nigel?

The PM has shifted from ‘Island of Strangers’ empathy for people worried about mass migration to hysterical denunciations. The only thing these positions have in common is that both are products of Keir Starmer’s desperation and failure. x.com/keir_starmer/s…

Here's the form slave owners filled out to get compensation; there was no compensation for former slaves. nationalarchives.gov.uk/explore-the-co…

The £20m loan taken out to compensate slave owners when slavery was abolished across the British Empire in 1835 wasn't fully paid off by UK taxpayers until 2015

@Katie_Lam_MP Is your argument that they did nothing wrong, or that what they did was wrong but it was a long time ago, so it's OK?

The Government want to restart prosecutions of British veterans who served in Northern Ireland. They say that we have to, because of the ECHR. But if the ECHR means that we have to drag our veterans through the courts, what better argument can there be for leaving?

Trump's Chinese takeaway: Crackers

@SoRareMcGee Who told you the police are not saying anything? sussex.police.uk/news/sussex/ne…

@Number10cat Don't yo think its weird that three woman randomly died and the police are not saying anything If i live in Brighton id be fucking fuming

Yesterday morning something terrible happened in Brighton. The bodies of three women were recovered from the sea. They have now been identified and their next of kin's notified of the horrific news. Sussex Police have asked people not to speculate on the cause but unfortunately high profile accounts on this site have done just that. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@jayemdee63 @Nigel_Farage Yeo - wouldn't condone someone trespassing. Equally, if the photographer was in a public area then Farage should apologise.

@Number10cat @Nigel_Farage and if he was do you accept that’s out of order ?

My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property. This is exactly why I need security. Completely unacceptable.

@annoying_cowbag That's specifically what I've not done - if I had, they'd have been rewarded more

@Number10cat Why then are you retweeting it?

@cookiecat1966 The only point I'm making is that this site incentivises this sort of behaviour. It should be called out until it doesn't.

The replies to these tweets are filled with hatred and racism. This site financially rewards accounts for farming that engagement. Whenever there's a tragedy you will find accounts looking to profit from it.

Yaxley-Lennon got involved and also shared false information seen by 1.7m people - "only asking questions" of course

@AndyBurnhamGM How do you feel about cats?

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@AndyBurnhamGM How do you feel about cats?

@JohnCleese That's not a real video John.

I wonder why they can't pray in mosques Could someone ask them ?