Englebert Hummerdink™️

🎶I have a band of men🎶 🎶and all they do is bonk Nazis 🎶 🎶they come from miles around🎶 🎶To roast dipshit MAGA dweebs🎶

All these racists are trying to counter being called racists by saying that if black people didn't commit so much crime while simultaneously support a dude in the Epstein files who has credibly accused of child rape, adjudicated as a rapist, been sued for fraud, and 34 felonies.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. #smokefleet #smokefl33t #smokefléét

I think American taxpayers are upset because you took a 7 month family reality show road trip subsidized by the American taxpayer and paid for by corporations you regulate, while not doing your actual job—which incidentally is also paid for by taxpayers who are paying an enormous amount for gas because of a war your boss launched and can’t get out of.

@SenLummis Currently It’s leading the way in protecting pedophiles.

The United States WILL lead the way on digital asset innovation!

@ThaSkitters @LogoFreek @SpencerHakimian @TPBlue4 Not bad enough.

@SpencerHakimian @TPBlue4 Looks kinda like a bad spider bite👀👀👀

Is Trump OK?

Pew Research has Trump at 34% approval right now. Drug resistant gonorrhea does better than that.

@SecDuffy @USDOT @LaraLeaTrump @MyViewFNC This is the part where you’re supposed to be looking after transport not making your self masturbatory bullshit.

🚂🇺🇸 From trains to planes to the Great American Road Trip… we at @USDOT are going BIG for America’s 250th birthday! @LaraLeaTrump joins me on Amtrak’s Freedom 250 train to talk about how we are celebrating @MyViewFNC👇

@SecDuffy We were busy working & paying your salary while airports crumbled & you were on a 7 month family vacation. And you have the nerve to say we hate America, you elite pos!

One of the reasons #Smokefleet and #NAFO matter is because they prove something the doomscrollers keep forgetting: people from completely different countries, cultures, languages, and backgrounds can still come together around basic values.Democracy. Freedom. Helping each other. Standing up to dictators and bullies. And occasionally shitposting them into oblivion.You’ve got people from Europe, North America, Asia, Australia and everywhere in between memeing together like old friends because they still believe alliances and solidarity matter.Not perfect people. Not identical people. Just people who refuse to accept that cynicism, hate, and authoritarian nonsense should become “normal.”That’s honestly why the movement scares extremists so much. Because it shows the internet doesn’t only belong to outrage merchants, vatniks, MAGA grifters, or Kremlin propaganda networks.Sometimes it belongs to regular people with pixel glasses, dark humor, and surprisingly decent values.#NAFO #Smokefleet #Ukraine #smokefléét #smokefl33t

🤣 #smokefléét #smokefl33t

@SenatorTimScott Fuck off Unvle Clarence

Let’s make America the crypto capital of the world.

Time to fight the power! #smokefléét

@eagle33655 @Everglades27 Sounds like you’re a cuck.

@Everglades27 🤔 sounds just like the Biden administration.

I am for waiting for the day you’re no longer President. ⠀ Not because we’re tired of you. The opposite. Because you deserve to go home. You deserve quiet mornings. You deserve to sit on your own porch without the weight of 330 million people sitting on your shoulders. You deserve your family back. You deserve peace. ⠀ You didn’t have to do any of this. ⠀ You had the money. You had the name. You had the life most men only dream about. You could’ve spent the rest of your days golfing, traveling, watching your grandkids grow up. ⠀ Instead you stepped into a fire that nearly cost you your Life. ⠀ They mocked you. They sued you. They raided your home. They tried to bankrupt you. They tried to lock you up. They dragged your wife and kids through the mud. They put a bullet through your ear and you got up with your fist in the air and kept going saying " Fight Fight Fight " ⠀ For what? ⠀ For us. Regular people. Truck drivers. Welders. Waitresses. Roughnecks. Farmers. Single moms working two jobs. Grandparents on a fixed income watching the country they built get handed away. ⠀ You didn’t owe us a thing. And you gave us everything. ⠀ You risked your name. Your legacy. Your safety. Your family’s safety. Your brand. Your freedom. All of it. So this country could have one more shot at being what it was supposed to be." GREAT AGAIN " ⠀ And the truth nobody wants to admit? ⠀ We didn’t deserve a President like you. ⠀ A nation this divided, this ungrateful, this asleep at the wheel didn’t earn a man willing to bleed for it. But God sent you anyway. And I’ll thank Him for that until the day I die. 🙏 ⠀ So when the day finally comes that you walk away from that desk, I hope you sleep good. I hope your wife laughs again without looking over her shoulder. I hope your kids breathe easy. I hope you golf till the sun goes down and nobody bothers you for nothing. ⠀ You earned every bit of it. ⠀ Thank you, Mr. President. From a humble man in Florida who prays 🙏 for you every day ⠀ God bless you. God bless your family. And God Bless 🙏 the United States of America. 🇺🇸

Who else agrees? ✋️

My mom became a parent at 15 and refused to let the world write her story for her. She rewrote it herself by earning a PhD, building a business, and raising me along the way. Happy Mother’s Day ❤️

Guess what Trump is going to be doing again all weekend? Go ahead. Guess?

@SarkastikDespe2 @ScionPenn @NancySinatra Nancy is awesome.

no idea how this happened but i'm happy. thank you @NancySinatra. #smokefléét

Good morning Muchachos. Turns out Sissy SpaceX™ absolutely hates #smokeflèèt even on Mothersday so we gotta retweet it even harder folks.

@catturd2 How’s your Doge check and your Trump phone, doggy piss?

Arrest Obama the traitor.