Mistarionnaire

"The best argument against democracy is a five -minutes conversation with the average voters"-Winston Churchill

Good morning friends and frauds

'acha niulize Abdi kama nimeamka mapema nirudi nilale'

leo ukisema 'salaam alaikum' instead of 'goodmorning'

@zagimzagla78011 Inabidi umekubali wakudinye😭

@EvansModing Na kwanza hauna back up ingine

"Hii till umelipa si ya huku customer"

@Mirema_world 😂😂

@EvansModing 😂😂😭

Naskia rumours Stella mwangi ako Kenya,mnipee retweets elfu tatu nipatane na huyo baddie 😂🫴

@Bush_tf Eeh

@EvansModing Kwani hakuangi kenya

@Mkuruweng_ Kama yujiro

@EvansModing Alafu uende kushika mabega🤣🤣

@sam_254plus Sawa

@EvansModing Taxin imeanza kuonja kama peas

Pilots twitter wametulia ajab ni kama jaba ilipanda na hawasemi

@ital_john @Hillarybull254 😂

@EvansModing @Hillarybull254 Tuko busy tuna fb 🌿

@rexy_xye @1sa_bellah Best rapper

@EvansModing @1sa_bellah Huyo ndio nani

@MusiliJames3 @Mnauwoo Sina uwezo

@EvansModing @Mnauwoo Unataka kumdishi sindio

@ndukoB Zii lakini mkuwe on..chaji

@EvansModing Ameitisha?

My habit of drinking soda directly from the bottle is the reason why I reject soda offers at my friends' places

@mwizikhafila We're winning gee

@EvansModing next year tunagonga last nail kwa jeneza

kuna millennial ameniambia gen z tungezaliwa kitambo hii nchi ingekuwa mbali sana

Some human beings are disgusting tell me why kimtu kinaona mayut wa kuokota takataka mtaani badala afikishe chini kinawarushia kutoka kwa balcony. Na shetani ya mtu inaishi third floor alafu kuulizwa kinafunga mlango na kikazima stima. Huyu naye lazima nitarevenge hajafanya poa!

Leo uliambiwa "utapigia ukifika" ama uliachwa uzurure kama network ya telkom?

Kanzu yangu isiende niiname kesho bana.

Sijaona "message ya view once" waacha ni unistall whatsapp

watoi wako wakikuuliza mbona hukufanya forex utawaambia nini 😂

"wajuaji hapa ni wapi...!!" Kama umepotea si uulize wenye mko nao , sisi tutajua ajy ni wapi ?