Johnny
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@fousey @Skeemin13 Ur to old to post a fuckin mirror selfie askin "how old am I🤪"
You sound like fuckin female dude. Stay offline. It's been peaceful without ur bitch ass
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UPDATE. KICK SUSPENSION WILL BE LIFTED IN 3 DAYS.
In that time I will get RUMBLE set up and running. Fuck @kick

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Call of duty got me fired from my low paying job
So let me start off by saying I have this addiction to COD. I wake up, play it, eat breakfast, play it, shower, play it, and sometimes I’ll bring my ps4 to school to play it. The grind never stops for ya boy. I have a motto tatted on my wrist, “shot punch 24/7”. That’s right, Im cracked.
Anyways, I work at a grocery store. I’m a stocker. Sometimes I get really bored and start thinking about COD. I day dream about becoming a pro, banging Silly’s girl, and just being the nastiest player on the sticks anyone will ever meet. I start saying random shit out loud when I’m really in the zone. When I lift something heavy up I’ll just say out of no where “I’m absolute” and someone will help me lift it.
or when I see a spill and a customer is about to walk over it I stop them and say “yo just rotate let me get this time” and I’ll clean it up instead of forcing maintenance to grab the mop.
But last weekend, I was minding my own business, daydreaming about turning on Huke in round 11 game 5 SnD 1v1. Then this really aggressive father is yelling at his kid. The kid is like 14 or 15, not an actual kid. Anyways, the kid refused to follow orders, and the dad kept getting more furious and eventually turns physical. He starts pushing his kid, and the kid is crying. And this is late at night, so no one but me is near them. The kid says “I hate you” and oh my goodness, the father struck him across the face. The kid hit him back and pushed him against the wall, hitting his head. The dad was weak, looked really shook.
My cod instincts amped up. It was fucking go time. I thought I was on the main stage on gridlock. So I rush towards the dad and say “YO YOU’RE ONE SHOT LEMME GET YOUR TRADE”
and I proceed to absolutely demolish the kid, fist on nose action. I was mind blown. I knew right there I fucked up. This wasn’t a gridlock round 11 SnD grand finals map in COD, this was real life. I just assaulted a teenager. But as the cops were dragging me out of the store, the dad whispered with a smile, “the good ole bait n switch.”
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@Perfect__OP W streams bro btw where can i see your warzone controller settings
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@adonispara This is nothing.
He is actually white anglo saxon.
It is you who is the racist bigot.
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@C9Mang0 why do you listen to these incel trannys? lmfao the smash community it full of faqqots who cares if they don't like it they to be jerking off to cartoons
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CEOs Eddie and Bijan drop a MAJOR UPDATE on the future of Kick after investing over $1 BILLION and surpassing 100M users in just 3 years 🤯📈
▫️ rebuilding app from scratch
▫️ no more short-term contracts
▫️ focus on long term growth
▫️ investing in creators via KPP + clipping
▫️ removing botted KPP accounts
▫️ deleting spam accounts
▫️ fixing discovery vs bots
▫️ rolling out new algorithm
▫️ lowkey ads rollout

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With the M27 now in #BlackOps7, which CLASSIC Black Ops 2 Weapon should RETURN Next⁉️
💥 SMR
💥 KSG
💥 Vector K10
💥 AN-94
💥 ???




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