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@SpencerHakimian Yh, I just walked out my yard and saw a Chameleon threatening an alligator

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS CUBA IS THREATENING THE US

@CuriosityonX Because they’re scared of cockroaches

If aliens exist, why haven’t they visited Earth?

@_sorrengailll There are roughly 4 billion men in the world, how many have you actually met or partied with?

Men hate females who love to party but hate parties without females?

@jadoodoo_ Yeah… this is how we ended up with covid the first time

This crypto bull run is because I licked it. #crypto #wallstreet #trade

@Daily_MailUS Assassinate the scientist’s and blame it on the Aliens

UFO cluster spotted over mysterious base tied to missing Air Force scientist

@AlertaNews24 How the hell did he get famous in the first place?

🇰🇷🇺🇸 | Seis meses de cárcel para un youtuber estadounidense que se grabó besando y bailando de forma erótica a una estatua en memoria de las esclavas sexuales coreanas durante la guerra.

@StockMKTNewz Then I’d watch it go back to the way it was after I’ve got the job

Live look at my portfolio so far in April

@Kalshi Does Israel really listen to anyone?

JUST IN: Trump says Israel is now "prohibited by the USA" from bombing Lebanon

@rahsh33m How is he this calm? Hit the gas and get outta there

Some of y'all are better off being single for life

@insanedms 😭😭😭😭

@genervteTuerki Yh, but they always say “Men love sex the most”

Gleich mädelsabend

@ppppmami Hope it’s not what I’m thinking

あ゛💕💢腋○○こ💕💕💕💢💕💢💕

@DefiantLs Quick to judge?

Ex–p*rn star Mia Khalifa says she had difficulties finding a job, “I know the only reason they are asking is because 90% of male job interviewers know me from my p*rn videos and are so quick to judge.”

@Dexerto Do they even read the actual bible in the White House?

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is going viral after quoting Pulp Fiction instead of the Bible He recited the version of Ezekiel 25:17 said by Samuel L Jackson’s character instead of the actual quote

@TouchlineX @Romain_Molina

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Vinicius Junior's agents have done everything in their power to secure offers for him. However, there is no club in Europe that wants him. Chelsea do not want him. — @Romain_Molina

@Susu_jpg He cheats, you out cheat him, he spends you what? Let me know when she responds

Seriously if a man cheated on me, I would out cheat him so astronomically. I’d become the Lionel Messi of cheating and make him look like an AYSO chump.

@Susu_jpg Instead of walking away, you’d rather take away your freedom… peak stupidity

If someone cheated on me, I would just kill them.

@RadioGenoa Africa is a whole continent with about 54 different countries, next time name the specific country she visited

A Western woman on vacation in Africa discovers it wasn't such a great idea.

@DramaAlert The painful thing is we all know they’re all been killed but we can’t do anything about it Sad world

SCIENTIST ARE DYING: A 34-year-old scientist connected to UFO research—who previously said she feared for her safety—has been found dead, marking the 11th unexplained case in what’s becoming an increasingly alarming pattern.

@MadridXtra @FabrizioRomano They’re not serious if this is true

🚨 JUST IN: Real Madrid want Jürgen Klopp to make the first move. He has BIG FANS in the club, but they want to understand if he wants to return to the daily job of management. It has to come from him first. @FabrizioRomano