Defiant L’s

VD Hanson torches Michelle Obama. "She's a narcissist." "She can't stop talking about herself, but she's also very insecure. So every time she talks about herself, she always says how hard it is to be a proud black woman and bow to the taste of white norms." "She was saying that her hair was kinky and people did not understand how many hours it took to straighten it. I'm sure she didn't straighten it. I'm sure she had… a salon in the White House." "But she doesn't realize that if my wife gets her hair done, she says, 'I gotta go at 2:00. I'll see you at 6:00 tonight.' And I should say to Michelle: 'You don't know what it's like to be bald. Should I get Rogaine?'"

BREAKING: Odds Spain wins the World Cup skyrocket to 50%

Bill Maher: "All these places have been horrible to me." Byron Allen: "Have they really?" Maher: "I certainly know Huffington Post has. Once Arianna left it became the most woke… Do you own it?" Allen: "Yeah…" Maher: "Well, someone's f*cked now!"

BREAKING: Odds of a recession this year plummet back below 10%

11 “Republican” Senators are betraying the American people in favor of the cheap (illegal) labor lobby. -John Thune has received $1.5 million -John Cornyn has received $1.3 million -Mitch McConnell $1.2 million -Susan Collins $821,000 -Thom Tillis $673,000 -Bill Cassidy $627,000 -John Barrasso $619,000 -James Lankford $424,000 -Lisa Murkowski $414,000 -Katie Britt $285,000 -Dan Sullivan $277,000 How can we trust them when they profit off America Last policy?

BREAKING: 50% chance Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to “normal” this year — a record low.

Elon Musk: "I will do my best to ensure that anything that's within my control maximizes the good outcome for humanity."