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I am not the fat director. Take a cursory glance at my tweets before barging into my menchies.
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Michael Moore
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Michael Moore
@FridgeMM
Streaming. Fraud. I know a little about a lot.
Canyon Lake, Texas انضم Aralık 2011
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@haveigotnews This is disgraceful, baseless and irresponsible. You should delete this immediately.
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Kanye West has been banned from entering the UK to play Wireless Festival, as it would have been terrible to have a prominent public figure going round Finsbury Park condoning antisemitism
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Michael Moore أُعيد تغريده
“Trump is a madman who will nuke everyone and must be removed from office!”
“Also, he’s a big chicken for not nuking everyone like I said he would!”
If you actually believed the first thing with any seriousness, you’d never say the second thing.
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski
It’s TACO Tuesday!
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Michael Moore أُعيد تغريده
The absolute funniest bit of Aaron Rupar lore is that he momentarily abandoned his project of stalking live feeds on the most important day of the 2024 election, when a presidential candidate was shot in the face, so that he could attend an Earth, Wind, and Fire concert with his mom.
Steve Guest@SteveGuest
The Times on Aaron Rupar: "The man who watches Trump all day, every day" "Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president" "The psychological demands of Aaron Rupar’s work are immense."
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Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old whose detention by ICE sparked global outrage, constantly worries about being detained again, his parents told CBS News in an exclusive interview. cbsloc.al/4crKaJP
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Michael Moore أُعيد تغريده
“Billy, this is Jackson Smith. He’s a fantastic shortstop. He can reach first in 3.8 seconds, and has never hit below .600 in his life. His only defect is he can’t read above a 3rd grade level, and needs ChatGPT to understand basic concepts.”
Houston Chronicle@HoustonChron
The Bennett School is the first high school and middle school sports academy of its kind in the Houston area. Utilizing the Alpha School curriculum — a two-hours-per-day learning model powered by artificial intelligence — students are able to complete the academic portion of their day in the morning and spend the afternoon focusing on baseball development. 🔗bit.ly/4c4fME6
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Easter embodies the idea that the past does not bind the future, that stunning new possibilities are open to us if we decide to rise, and that the only way we rise is together.
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@SandyofCthulhu Have the players run into Cain and be extremely surprised what happens when they try to hurt him.
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I would never stop my players from an action but I might look askance and ask “Are you sure?”
memeslich 💀 dnd memes@memeslich
Should players be allowed to attack any NPC in Dungeons & Dragons?
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@OVTweetmarck How did KFC bucket man not become a genre like lady with huge rock on glass bridge?
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@eigenrobot Sounds like it ingested only the views of apologists? idk
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i told chatgpt mob psycho season 2 was a decline from season 1 and it replied with an entire essay on the subject of "you are wrong about that and you should kys you philistine. you SLOB," every word of which is wrong
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@OVTweetmarck Anyone self describing as chaotic good is evil, though, certainly
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Michael Moore أُعيد تغريده
Isn’t it convenient how the left constantly shifts the goalposts on who gets to claim the mantle of civilization?
250 year old democratic government? Colonists on stolen land.
47 year old Islamic regime? Oldest civilization in the world.
Andrew@andr3w31a561
In 2026, saying you’re going to bomb a country of 90 million people and one of the oldest civilizations in the world “back to the stone age, where they belong” is truly fucking vile.
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Michael Moore أُعيد تغريده
Joe Biden declared in a speech that the 28th Amendment was now the law of the land and then Tm Miller and JV Last laughed awkwardly while you just ignored it on purpose and reviewed Jurassic World Part Ass or some shit but just now found your political courage to speak up.
This doesn't work anymore, guy.
Sonny Bunch@SonnyBunch
I know it's pointless to say this, but: "Imagine if Joe Biden had delivered this rambling nonsense."
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i once had a vet call me in seattle with some test results and he spent 30 seconds apologizing before he called my cat "fat" through a stack of euphemisms and sounded the entire time like he was expecting me to leap through the phone to assault him
someone must have hurt him
Hapaborean@Forage702
@HarmlessYardDog I used to work in vet med and people would act absolutely aghast if you called their dog a little chubby. It's like they take it personally that you noticed they never walk their dog and only feed it human junk food
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@tanomuzeA Chattahoochee. I don't know if it counts, but to me it does: youtube.com/watch?v=JW5UEW…
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i guess we can't cut the cables because it turns out posts like this keep me going
ホットケーキくん(ホッケチャンネル)@hotcake_kun_
アメリカ男性と肉ならこの写真が好き いつか現地でこれに参加したい
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@OVTweetmarck But what are we gonna do without good tweets, man?
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I’ll be frank I find poasting pretty boring now too
Taupe Avenger@TaupeAvenger
@OVTweetmarck Less time watching sports means more time to poast
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@BannedInFrance @princeskettiday @betufcapp @SteveDeaceShow You very obviously believe you're an influencer based on the near half a dozen quote tweets you've done in the last day.
Don't worry little boy, you'll get more than two likes some day.
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@FridgeMM @princeskettiday @betufcapp @SteveDeaceShow I do not believe im an influencer, another laughable lie from you.
For someone who claims not to care, you have bitched about your own standard of Twitter etiquette not being honored in almost every post
I’m sorry, it’s obvious how badly you do care.
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Speaking only for me, I don't want you or your ilk's support. And it would sicken me down to my soul to make a living from folks like you. I'd rather go back to the mailroom at Blue Cross from whence I came they cater my work to the likes of you.
Logan privv@PrivvLogan
@SteveDeaceShow The entire glenn beck crew has sold out. Cancelled all subscriptions.
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@BannedInFrance @princeskettiday @betufcapp @SteveDeaceShow I legitimately do not give a shit that you believe you're an influencer, you're the one who brought up follow count first in this, what an idiot would call a "conversation."
"better at this" lmao. That reveals so much about you, it's precious.
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@FridgeMM @princeskettiday @betufcapp @SteveDeaceShow You don’t give a fuck except to spend your time on here seething, to reply to me in an attempt to mock me for being better at this.
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@BannedInFrance @princeskettiday @betufcapp @SteveDeaceShow If I wanted followers I'd post more. I don't give a fuck, so I don't.
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@FridgeMM @princeskettiday @betufcapp @SteveDeaceShow I’m sorry you’ve been on here for 15 years and still find this so stressful and still have no followers. Go play with your kids
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