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@eigenrobot

robot. friend. public universal sin eater || footnotes at @eigenrobot_feet

the grownup tower Katılım Temmuz 2013
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eigenrobot
eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
everything 👏 is 👏 monocausal 👏 and 👏 specifically 👏 results 👏 from 👏 whatever 👏 shit 👏 I'm 👏 on 👏 about 👏 at 👏 any 👏 given 👏 time
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Todd Bryant@the_bryantfirm·
@eigenrobot My granddaughter is so chunky, I asked my daughter if they make diet formula.
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eigenrobot
eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
5mo son is delightfully fat marblemaxxing rollmogging
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gfodor.id@gfodor·
@eigenrobot it was "tell me" not "tell anyone" which makes it even more incredible, like he is the living embodiment of the concept of the United States as president
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
"you didn't tell anyone about pearl harbor" is of course wildly inappropriate but it's also socially ingenious as the president of america he's citing pearl harbor to the japanese . . . approvingly? you turn it over and over
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Scott Hansen
Scott Hansen@Lithros·
my wife thinks I'm a genius but she also disagrees with me sometimes, implying she sees herself as some kind of super-genius. yet she denies this
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@niemandmagzeit its awkward at the very least to bring up past differences at a moment of comity
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allan
allan@niemandmagzeit·
@eigenrobot i’ve been asking myself: why exactly is the comment inappropriate? its old history and it appears they have a good relationship. i’m not even so sure its “culturally insensitive” judging by japanese responses he just went off the cuff plenty to dislike about him but this? idk
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@EanWaetjen its very funny and i am not complaining don't misunderstand me
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ur boring
ur boring@EanWaetjen·
@eigenrobot It was hilarious and anyone complaining is a retard
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@m0nster_b yeah absolutely hilarious don't misunderstand me
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kaiju
kaiju@m0nster_b·
@eigenrobot I thought it was funny. I may have made this same joke.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@RosesofE right? i mean of course it is! but you get the wind knocked out of you by the gaffe and by the time your brain unlocks and you notice this important flaw in his reasoning the conversation has already moved on
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Cassiel
Cassiel@Everwove·
@eigenrobot I miss when mine were small and they had rolls and chubby cheeks. I’m glad you get to experience this. I hope you and your family are eternally blessed.
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@_abbie_watson_ @orthonormalist mmm yeah. fire as a weapon is available to everyone also saw rumors of basiji selling their guns and people doing drive bys of their positions but who knows
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just doing things
just doing things@_abbie_watson_·
@orthonormalist Seems like a lot of villagers with torches out and about these past few days. Honestly, I'm surprised there hasn't been more arson yet.
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☉rthonormalist🧭✡️
☉rthonormalist🧭✡️@orthonormalist·
Extremely curious if there will be on the ground action tomorrow on Nowruz or if they're going to blue ball the regime as a head fake
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
in spite of it all, god bless america only country where this is still possible and indeed the only place where it could ever have happened
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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New Moon@Scorchedearvv·
@eigenrobot @GreaseGuts I'm sorry I angered you. Don't take it out by beating your new wife. Not every problem requires an "Israeli" solution
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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·
@talkitout94 it fucking sucks and im sorry to have called him canadian you guys dont deserve this
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Bags@talkitout94·
@eigenrobot Fuck man my country is so doomed.
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