Geoff LaTulippe

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Geoff LaTulippe

@GeoffAgain

Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer. askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

انضم Temmuz 2023

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·22 Şub

Kind of a sad story: buddy of mine from high school is about to lose his farm. Been in the family since 1919. Final straw was nasty crop blight this winter. So he's gonna pursue being a DJ. Weird transition, I know, but what else is he supposed to do with all those sick beets.

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·2h

Oh look guys the cunts are SO close to getting it.

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·2h

When haven't seen the movie yet but got TAKES.

James Preston Poole@JamesPPoole

I’m sure PROJECT HAIL MARY is great, and this is not the movie’s fault… But I’m gonna need Ryan Gosling to take on more challenging roles soon. Seeing one of the greatest leading actors of my generation kind of coast for the past 10 years has been, frankly, disheartening.

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Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social)

Secular Talk ([email protected])@KyleKulinski·10h

Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiShow@bsky.social) tweet media

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·2h

Oh MAN.

Dan Marcus@Danimalish

PROJECT HAIL MARY in IMAX 70mm, taken by projectionist Taylor Umphenour. This is what the movies were made for.

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·2h

Thank you Arkansas! PIG SOUP! PIG SOUP!!!!

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·3h

I hope Tommy chokes right on Christ's dick.

Matt Laslo@MattLaslo

“I’m ready to get rid of the Muslims,” @SenTuberville tells me. “It’s time for them to go home.” "We've always had these people who really should be considered white nationalists and Christian fundamentalist nationalists," @Ilhan Omar tells me. "So it's not surprising that they want to ban a whole people because of their faith."

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·3h

@GallagherMW Ah balls. I'm not gonna be in town and if I'd known they were coming I'd have scheduled to be OUT of town on a different date. Finally get a chance to see Bazzana and DeLauter on the field too.

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Brian Gallagher@GallagherMW·11h

traditional publisher for once i finalize the book with the last Toronto chapter, though i may just self-publish if that doesn't work. Anyway, my first game this season will be on Monday March 30 against the Guardians (@GeoffAgain are you going to this game by any chance?)

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Brian Gallagher@GallagherMW·11h

Hello Twitter (never calling it X). Baseball is upon us and I would like more Baseball People in my feed, so im going to put this out there in hopes Baseball People see this and want to interact/talk shit/whatever, because Baseball People are the best. My name is Brian Gallagher.

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·5h

Uh if you ever need an excuse to scream-cry in the privacy of your own home, bookmark this video of people finding their pets after natural disasters, because, you know, Jesus Christ. youtu.be/XU3WAdON9Ag?si…

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·6h

@jeffreyhoward33 @EricRogersHere That *69 literally kept me from calling up a girl until college.

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Jeff Howard@jeffreyhoward33·6h

@EricRogersHere Dial eight numbers chicken out and hang up. Dial nine it rings, chicken out and hang up. They got *69?? Oh no!

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Eric Rogers, Gainfully Employed ShowRunner Guy@EricRogersHere·6h

Lordy the youth just will never know how nerve-wracking this was. We were stone cold killers back in the day, there is no debate, and it went both ways for the ladies and the gents.

Bo_@Bo_850

Calling somebody house & asking to speak to they daughter wasn’t for the weak 😭😭

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·7h

First Tournament in my entire life - no exaggeration - where I didn't lose at *least* two Sweet Sixteen teams on days one and two. Usually it's four or so. Someone check Hell for ice.

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Dr Sean Travers@seanjetravers·13h

When you’re friends with a couple

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·7h

@roddreher You seem like a howlingly addled cunt.

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Rod Dreher@roddreher·10h

Disgraceful. But by now, par for the course. #WeimarAmerica (I know, I know: "But you supported him in 2024!" True. Democrats are even worse - Rachel Levine, y'all? Still, general support for his admin does not require silence before the violation of common human decency.)

Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·9h

@theadennicholas @RealBenLuigi How the fuck did your ears even get like that. Proof your God does not exist.

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Aden R. Nicholas@theadennicholas·12h

My friend @RealBenLuigi and I went to this mall last night. Not a single Christian or white person was there, except our group. The entire mall was celebrating Eid al-Fitr, breaking their Ramadan fast. 200 years ago, this town would have been almost 100% European and probably Christian too. Now, you can go all three stories of a mall WITHOUT seeing someone who's family has heritage in America... This sharp demographic change will destroy our country.

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Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·9h

Woman who proudly got people fired for not being sufficiently mournful and too celebratory when Charlie Kirk died. The hypocrisy is the point.

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·9h

@craigthumper @GeoRebekah lol You dumb fat cunt.

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Craig@craigthumper·11h

@GeoRebekah Also if it happened four days after filming it doesn't have much impact on the narrative of the show.

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Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah·12h

A nurse attempting to assist a woman who was attacked and injured by ICE thugs was shot at point-blank range in the back of the head in broad daylight FOUR DAYS after they wrapped filming for Season 2.

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·9h

Can you possibly imagine looking like this and trying to tell people with a straight face that you're 28 years old. Like how many fucking Wrong Grails did she drink out of.

Karoline Leavitt@PressSec

...and what's wrong with that, Margaret?

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·9h

@JordanZirm Just getting it out of his system. Needed to remember what it felt like.

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Jordan Zirm@JordanZirm·10h

throwing low 90s sinkers down the middle of the plate when you open the season in a few days

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·16h

@BrandonPerna Hipple

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ThatsGoodSports@BrandonPerna·16h

If you want to understand how dangerous it used to be to play QB in the NFL this is all you need to see.

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·1d

Oh fuck, Ted Cruz made a great joke I laughed at, might be time to pack it in guys.

Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump

Ted Cruz: “The ayatollah, good news, he got to meet his 72 virgins. The bad news is all of them are Nick Fuentes.”

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Geoff LaTulippe@GeoffAgain·1d

Can we retire "you got me fucked up" from interpersonal discourse? It's an instant argument-loser for whoever deploys it. You just sound dumb. There's got to be something else.

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