Geoff LaTulippe

Oh hey guys. For my latest on Substack, I not only revisited THE GODFATHER I and II - two movies I've ever loved - after 20+ years, but I also watched PART III for the first time ever. Someone, a friend, ANY friend, should have warned me. open.substack.com/pub/thegeoffla…

@GeoffAgain The article is right re: Carry On. Wrote it like 12 years ago and we never even took it out.

@bernardtjoy No, I do. I've watched you racistly and cuntily blather on for years now. You think at some point you'd want to develop something resembling a valuable life, but...nope. Over Black women in a movie. You're so fucking weird.

@GeoffAgain You have no idea.

@fuckyourfeels24 @AP You're a cunt and a slave.

@AP You know how to stop these “deadly encounters” with ICE? You let them do their jobs we voted for them to do and stop trying to run them over with your cars.

Footage from a security camera captured the shooting Monday during an immigration enforcement operation in the city of Biddeford. The incident marked the second time in a week that ICE used deadly force and at least the ninth death since President Donald Trump began his immigration crackdown.

Real busy on that boner app checking out his son's dick.

😂

Can he either play John Waters in a movie or play his brother in a buddy comedy or something? What are we waiting for.

I dunno, Jon has two working legs, which is two more than Conor has. So.

Oh no the refs are rigging it for THEM too???? Stupid refs, rigging is bad and definitely happening.

This is going to go...so poorly.

Love this. Nothing dead truly dies in this business. We're all praying to be zombified.

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, who assured me in what was definitely his real voice that he absolutely drank from the right Grail.

Didn't know this until today: both moths AND butterflies have scales. Isn't that crazy? Well, I mean, not really. How the fuck else would they weigh themselves.

There is something so universally human about a Special Olympian being a champion douchebag. I didn't even know I needed this.

@emilymiller Oh so you're just a deeply troubled, lying asshole. Got it.

The Lincoln Reflecting Pool is draining! Second time since April. The contractor, Atlantic Industrial Coating, is coming back to repair under warranty. I looked at the American flag blue sealant for peeling and vandalism in my new video:

@bryan_johnson Bro no one WANTS you to die. It's just specifically and predictably funny watching you spend a trillion dollars to speedrun mortality after years of you being a damp, creepy, smug asshole about defying it. You ARE like Jesus - on your way out early, won't shut the fuck up.

The world wants me to die. My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days. Many were saddened. However, joy dominated the commentary. People pointed to schadenfreude, the pleasure of another's failure. Yes, there’s that. There is a special place in people’s hearts that loves to see others fail, especially when that person’s presence threatens their own psychological stability in some way or helps them feel better about themselves. But, if you look over the social media commentary about me, you’ll see that pattern: “he deserved it.” I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture. This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality. Asclepius became so skilled at rejuvenation that he raised the dead. As punishment, Zeus struck him down with a thunderbolt to enforce life and death authority. This is the story of Jesus. Pontius Pilate offered a choice between a thief and the immortalist, and the crowd demanded the execution. People need this story conclusion to keep themselves sane. The challenger must lose and the loss must appear deserved. It’s a shield of self preservation. For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe. I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus. This statement will draw outrage and accusations of blasphemy, hubris and narcissism. Nevertheless, it’s the pattern that has repeated itself for thousands of years. Death has been the omnipresent concern of the human race. It encapsulates our greatest fears, joy and curiosities. The discourse around it changes over time; however, the fundamentals remain unchanged. What’s different about this moment, that is unlike any other moment, is that physical death may no longer be inevitable. What if I didn’t deserve it? And what if I am your ally, and not a threat?

Gonna go ahead and reference myself here real quick:

I really hope this doesn't turn into a Milkshake Ducking, but you see that beard and the suspenders, and you just worry. Glad he's recovering though.

Not even going to apologize for how truly fucking hard this made me laugh.

@kdawgf1 @kaitlancollins @priscialva No one did, you dumb cunt.

@kaitlancollins @priscialva Ok, so why run an ICE officer over regardless of their status?

"The individual fatally shot by federal agents in Maine on Monday was not the target of an immigration enforcement operation, Sen. Angus King said this afternoon, reversing his earlier statement," @priscialva reports. #cmrjg4j3u00003j6sr8xyfr6y" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">cnn.com/2026/07/13/us/…