Bear the Boss

@parkertankus Do tell. Spill it.

if you’re ever down on yourself and wondering if you’re the dumbest person to ever live, just know that unless you’re a legacy mineral owner, the answer is most certainly that you are not. they take the cake. everytime.

@Matt_Pinner At 57 I can say you absolutely do. And you think of all the time you had wasted. The hourglass never stops.

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious

@ofcrdeonjoseph The Madison

Wife and I need a show to binge on. Any recommendations?

@Mappy6984 This is bullshit. Not all Drs use anesthetic. If they don’t find another Dr! I know, I had PC.

This is for the fellas

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Done

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

@TexBuff77 @drakesmith__ Tobacco maybe but not nicotine. Do a little research. Nicotine patches are actually helping men and Women recover from long Covid. Since the advent of synthetically produced nicotine, tobacco usage has dropped considerably along with the GLP-1 use and reduced alcohol intake.

@drakesmith__ 67 and still in good shape.Lived a similar lifestyle. I have found that my pals that used tobacco were the first to go. Nicotine and stress are killers.-

I've watched this play out at least 10 times. Guy is the life of the party at the club. Drinks every night with the boys. Bar food. No training. "I play golf, that's enough." He gets to 55. And either dies suddenly, or gets sick and dies slowly. The buddy group is devastated. They swear it off. They're going to do things differently. Honor his memory. A week later, they've forgotten him completely. Back to the same drinks. Same food. Same excuses. And the cycle is already starting with the next guy. I got tired of watching it. I'm a competitive golfer preparing for the Senior Tour. I'm also a man who had to make some hard decisions about how I wanted to live — what I put in my body, what I was chasing, what I wanted the back nine of my life to actually look like. It cost me something to change. It was worth every bit of it. This account is for the golfer who is done with the default. The one who wants to actually finish the race. Not just play it.

Ok Landmen, help a brother out Tell me how you are using AI. My site of preference is Claude. Now I saw it is integrated in word. Help a new brother out and drop some knowledge. I was able to edit some title warranty language on a Lease and my boss approved it without him marking it up. #landmen

@david_parker @elonmusk Come to the dark side. Texas welcomes you.

@elonmusk Yeah, Alberta Independence is the only way we save what is left of it.

@rocks_boffin I don’t think it’s being reported that they got the minerals. Would be crazy if they do that just for surface.

Not sure what I would've guessed but WSJ reports that 400,000+ households in the U.S. have $30M or more which is kind of mind blowing.

@SkippyPetro We don’t rent no pigs.

Five books to get to know me: 1.) The Bible 2.) Lonesome Dove 3.) All the Pretty Horses 4.) The Crossing 5.) Cities of the Plain

“You can’t get time back”, it’s the most valuable thing we each own.

@redraiderman1 Dumbasses do this for clicks. He knows OSU is in Stillwater. Quit taking the bait. I hate I had to comment to warn you all.

Trouble in Norman?

@therealDrTrey @BanteredB_ Needs to get Lanier on board if he’s not already.

@BanteredB_ Their billionaire booster is wanting to go all out for TT

One thing about Texas tech they’re gonna pay a player

@liftingminerals So explain TX in the same situation to me, a new Landman.

Oklahoma land bros: random question, in order to drill a new well you must have 51% of the acreage leased; why not just stop at 51% and force pool everyone else at 1/8th in order to have a much higher NRI in the well?

@SkippyPetro It was fun while it lasted. Al least I won’t hear” , but oil is $100/bbl.

it’s so over

@_MAGA_NEWS_ @PolitiBunny It’s AI.

🚨WATCH: In a jaw-dropping video that's exploding across social media, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio gives an explanation of why the United States needed to strike the Islamic Republic of Iran. It's barely two minutes long, and it's absolutely unmissable!

@SpeakerJohnson @LeaderJohnThune April Fools!

My joint statement with @LeaderJohnThune on DHS funding: We appreciate and share the President’s determination to once and for all bring an end to the Democrat DHS shutdown.   In the coming days, Republicans in the Senate and House will be following through on the President’s directive by fully funding the entire Department of Homeland Security on two parallel tracks: through the appropriations process and through the reconciliation process.   We appreciate that Senator Graham and the Senate Budget Committee have already initiated the process of developing a budget resolution that will ensure border security and immigration enforcement will be funded for the balance of the Trump Administration and insulated from future attempts by the Democrats to defund those agencies.   We operated under a belief that while our country is in the midst of an international armed conflict, Democrats might finally come to their senses and understand that defunding our homeland security agencies is beyond reckless and very dangerous. While we hoped they would accept the 60-day CR to fund the Department entirely so that bipartisan negotiations could continue, it is now abundantly clear that Democrats place allegiance to their radical left-wing base above all else — including their own power of the purse — which means open borders and protecting criminal illegal aliens. That is not acceptable to Republicans in Congress, nor is it to the American people. We cannot allow Democrats to any longer put the safety of the American public at risk through their open border policies, so we are taking that off the table.   In following this two-track approach, the Republican Congress will fully reopen the Department, make sure all federal workers are paid, and specifically fund immigration enforcement and border security for the next three years so that those law-enforcement activities can continue uninhibited. In return, Democrats will once again demonstrate to the American people their support for open borders and keeping criminal illegal immigrants in America.

@SkippyPetro @MrsSkippyPetro It’s everywhere now. A year ago you couldn’t find it anywhere. It’s a great Bourbon.

Skippy’s Wife Whiskey Reviews! 🥃E. H. Taylor: Bottled in Bond “It’s spicy. Has a strong smell. I could smell it when you opened the bottle. It took my breath away when I took a drink. If I liked bourbon, the flavor isn’t bad. It doesn’t seem like bad bourbon.” - @MrsSkippyPetro

@Pro_sthesis @soundread_x @Polymarket Maybe a C-117?

@Grapeguy68 @soundread_x @Polymarket So can C130s (land on dirt runways, that is).

BREAKING: Trump reportedly briefed on operation to fly excavation equipment into Iran, build a runway, & airlift out ~1,000 pounds of enriched uranium.