Graydancer

"If a woman is an analogy to you then you're not ready to be talking to a woman." SPEAK🗣🗣🗣

jiu-jitsu is pretty cool

We're just gonna leave this right here

@RosaBrighid Long time fan, first time commenter...heading to OF now!

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The Foolproof Three-Step Method to Finding Lost Things open.substack.com/pub/adhdos/p/t…

@WaxeWod taken last month while walking home from Grandson #1's basketball game.

It's been a minute. Show me something beautiful? (No faces please. Well, pet faces are fine.) 📸

I did it. You can too. One weekend of discomfort and then no more worries for anyone. Well, there are still all sorts of things to worry about. But no babies. You've taken care of that. If you love women, do it for them.

Torrid's newest sadistic creation! To add a little sadism and beauty to your service, the Whiskey and Cigar Service set. Complete with spikey service coasters, spikes on the tray and Torrid's standard clean lines and elegant design. -kitten #torridtimber #bdsm #sadist #kink

@WaxeWod Holy cow. How could I pick just one thing? I mean, I’m currently failing at my job right now, by some standards. And by other standards, I’ve failed at my art/writing/performance work by having a job at all. I survived by accepting that “I tried” is a measure of success, alone.

To prove a point to someone I love very dearly, let me know if you have ever failed at anything and how you survived. I have failed at so much, and I've written extensively about rejections in the industry and failing at basic shit in general.

I just published This Simple Journal Hack Might Be the Cure for Procrastination and Task Paralysis link.medium.com/lHeFJ18ZfCb I'm writing this for my 14-year-old self who struggled so much with procrastination. It took 40 years, dude, but maybe we figured it out...

Occam’s Gizmo: How to Resist the New Shiny and Put More Time in Your Life link.medium.com/12WDa2hk9Bb

I just published: The Day Barbie Taught Me How Boys Aren’t Supposed to Play link.medium.com/xz2UB2Sa6Bb

New X logo looking kinda sus 🤔

@WaxeWod dunno, do you taste better dipped in cheese or chocolate?

Often people are squished caregiving for a parent or parents while still taking care of their kids (it's called the sandwich generation, maybe?), but I am doing this plus taking care of Sam, so I'm not really a sandwich. Am I fondue?

My dad is not feeling well tonight, so I'm running back and forth between both houses, making dinner for Sam, making dinner for my mom, etc.

My take on the Jonah Hill stuff. I used to be an air hostess. Those girls I worked with were hot, glamorous, fun-loving. Guys LOVED dating air hostesses, would boast to their friends about their exciting girlfriends. But there was a pattern I saw a lot. 🧵

If you want to respond to this picture I took the other day with a photo you think accompanies it. (No faces, please.)

@RealSexyCyborg @fredzannarbor 😂🔥🔥🔥

@fredzannarbor We've noticed👍

All made entirely obsolete by a market about to be flooded with seasoned, combat veteran FPV drone operators able to fly an expedient explosive right through the front entrance of public buildings with a few thousand dollars worth of consumer hardware. And what can you do until you put in expensive countermeasure systems everywhere? Jam 5G all the time? Nets are the new bollards...

@makirollOFC Pretty sure I went to that class at @RopecraftEvent …

So far it seems that y'all want me to run a Waluigi based cult where we all dance and love each other. Sounds like a nerdy polycule if you ask me.

@ShayBlondie Thanks for reminding me to get a Judge Janet sign for our yard...wish us luck!

CW: transphobia I have no idea how these assholes got my number but I keep getting these absolutely vile, unhinged, hateful, fear mongering messages. Living in SF, I'm otherwise not exposed to this BS 🤬

@vinegrrl Now, now, from a consent perspective, that's highly problematic...because a lot of people LIKE being kicked in the genitals, and it wouldn't be the desired deterrent.