Jonny Walton

@sheysman @WhatsApp Bottling again ole oleeeeeew

@Grime_mod @WhatsApp Rest!

yep, it’s official

That’s never a pen in a million years

@MGH You reckon they'll get the job done? if city win today and next week then it will be tough

@sheysman @WhatsApp knows about the bottle

@WhatsApp Glad to see this dam! Admin knows football. Love it🥰

@WhatsApp @sheysman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sheysman only the best club in the world

Oliver is a shite ref

@goal I swear they don’t get as much shit as when United don’t win a few matches in a row, might be because I’m not in Spain but I don’t half the shit on here

Running on empty? ⚠️ Real Madrid's winless streak hits three matches in all competitions 🤯🫣 NEXT GAME: FC BAYERN MUNCHEN 🔥

@BBCMOTD Even if you do t agree, what’s wrong with thinking you’re the best

Do you agree with Harry Maguire? 🤔

@Seskinho9 @UTDKara Brain dead fans man

Just Curious why we need to give him a new contract? 🤷‍♂️ First Maguire now Kobbie

@mc_lively_ Yeah and 1 was against Arsenal

Arsenal have won 39 games this season. United have won “15” Yes you heard that right “15” But you people have the nerve to say their player should be PFA. Delusional lot.

Why can’t score a Hatty in the prem ffs 😭

@UTDKara No one? Just watch and who ever loses laugh, turn tv off. 🫳🏻😂😅😂

Manchester City vs Liverpool Who are we supporting?

@ChinoUTD Imagine he takes the job after dropping that comment!

🚨 Ancelotti on Cunha: “He excites me… a real problem for defenders. How is a player like that at United and they’re not top of the league? Maybe it’s circumstances… but next season, they will be a problem. Others will be playing catch up.”

@sistoney67 Rightly so because it was a farce

Harry Maguire risks missing more than one match….

@NICKMERCS Stay on that then instead of playing warzone to get YouTube views?

GM ☀️ FELLAS IM NGL… THE ARC ADDICTION IS REAL. CALL IT WHAT YA WANT BUT IM LOVING THIS SHIT! NEW GUNS, NEW META, LOCK ME IN. ALSO, TTS WEDNESDAY… TF COULD GO WRONG?! 😅 LIVEEEEEE Twitch.Tv/Nickmercs | #MFAM youtube.com/live/0OQac7f4i…

@Itz_Crossbow @markgoldbridge @SkySportsNews 🤣🤣 Spurs have done this back to back let’s not forget, and we have players with real quality in our team, they just played in a shite formation

@markgoldbridge @SkySportsNews In fairness if Utd can do it this season after last season then can’t see why spurs can’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

🗣️ ''With him [De Zerbi] as manager, I wouldn't be surprised if they finished in the European spots next year'' Jay Bothroyd on Roberto De Zerbi and how successful he can be as Spurs head coach.

@SkySportsNews They can’t win a fucking game 🤣 De Zerbi isn’t even that good. Sunderland away is hard for the top 2, they are shocking at home also so can’t see them winning games there either haha

@TouchlineX Brother you get paid ALOT to do the thing you love.

🚨🗣️ Neymar: "Being a footballer comes with a price, you know? It's tough because Brazil can be really harsh in that way." "People tear you down so much. And they don’t understand that you're a normal person, it’s hard. I’m really grateful because I worked for this." "But I'm also a human being, I have the same feelings as anyone. I suffer, I feel pain, I wake up in a bad mood, I cry, I get angry, I get happy. I am normal, man." "Why can't I do normal things? When you have a little free time, what do you do? Do you go back to work on your day off?" "Because if you do, you're not happy, son. They're not gonna pay you for it, and you still go?" "Look, if I post this photo, people are gonna say: "Neymar thinks he's on vacation". It makes me sad to see that there are people who somehow don't like me." "I can't make mistakes, I can't. I've already made so many mistakes. And it's part of being human. I'm 34 years old now, I've messed up a lot and I’m gonna mess up a lot more."

@UTDAlex8 @UtdRom @grok did Iniesta really say this

🚨Andres Iniesta on Paul Scholes: “One day in La Masia, Rijkaard walked in and said, ‘Today we don’t train, we are going to watch a DVD’. We sat for 3 hours watching Scholes highlights. It was the best day of my life. I, Xavi, Ronaldinho and a young Messi were in awe of him. It was then that I decided to call my first-born child Paul (Paolo). He’s 5 now, and every time I look at him, I remember that day in La Masia.”

@RioMeets @rioferdy5 @Evra Why does Carrick look like an AI picture 🤣

International Break 🍹 Who had the best shirt?