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Harrison’s Ford™

Harrison’s Ford™

@HarrisonsFord

I hate Nazis. Owner Millenium Pinto, archeologist, former President, CIA analyst, Blade Runner, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. No DM I shoot first. #smokefleet

Corellian system انضم Ağustos 2024
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
@EastEndJoe It wasn't so much bluster as it was trying to control his bowels. He pooped himself and needed an excuse to leave. There was a stain on the chair when he got up. I doubt they gave him a stained chair for the interview.
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Joe G
Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Motherfucker turned beet red when he got called out on another lie.
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Mary L Trump
Mary L Trump@MaryLTrump·
Donald had a temper tantrum on national television and walked out of an interview simply because Kristen Welker presented him with a basic fact. Note to other journalists: now is the time to pile on. He won't be able to handle it.
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Chris Murphy 🟧
Chris Murphy 🟧@ChrisMurphyCT·
A UAE investor secretly gave Trump $187 million and his top Middle East envoy $31 million. And then Trump gave that investor access to sensitive defense technology that broke decades of national security precedent. Brazen, open corruption. And we shouldn't pretend it's normal.
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Tom Celica™@thetomcelica·
I sure hope the Secret Service has a Bissell and Oxy Clean
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Amber Woods
Amber Woods@AmberWoods100·
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Jean-Claude Damn Van™
Jean-Claude Damn Van™@ChaosAgent_42·
Remember those super duper successful U.S. strikes on Iranian "nuclear sites"? It was about a year ago, and Hegseth had even come up with the cool name "Midnight Hammer". Remember? Remember how, for some strange reason, satellite photos showed trucks moving in and out of the target facilities in the hours before the strike? Thanks to leaked intel (hello, Hegseth), they were moving equipment out. But not just that. I surmise Iran intelligence moved some equipment inside, as well. Namely remote sensors. You see, the U.S. army, led by Mr Trigger Happy Pete, went and dropped the most powerful bunker-buster ever, FOURTEEN 30,000-pound GBU-57 dick-flexing bombs were dropped. First time ever. And Iran measured their impacts, their depth, their limits. Fourteen times. They've had a year to move their entire strategic command to new bunkers. Do you really think they built them so they could not stand another GBU-57 bombing? That's why the U.S. keeps striking and chanting victory, patting each other on their backs, like fucking idiots, but Iran keeps striking back. America will bomb Iran again. So will Israel. They will hit cities, and civilians, and claim once again the enemy's been "obliterated". ...morons.
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Suppressed News.
Suppressed News.@SuppressedNws1·
Trump today claimed he “didn’t promise anything” about NO NEW WARS. So here’s a second compilation showing FIFTY times during his campaign where he PROMISED exactly that.
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
If you don't follow @bryanandrews_ , you should. I don't care if you don't like Country Music. This man has a microphone and message. And one hell of a delivery. One that pissed off quite a number of MAGA that try to dictate what country music should be. Support this artist.
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
Take a moment and contemplate what other countries think when they see this. We are becoming the laughingstock of the world. Don Corleone asleep at the wheel while his lieutenants try to steer the ship. Internationally, we went from a joke during 45, to a punchline for 47. XXV
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Prius Brosnan™@PriusBrosnan·
Trumplestiltskin strikes again! When will the nightmare end?
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DulceBiatch
DulceBiatch@BiatchDulce·
Cat got your tongue MAGA? This is YOUR FLOTUS. Happy Pride Month bitches! 🌈
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
@TALPA767 @Hatler_Gurius He prefers to "rock out with your cock out." Since he's a sex worker, we keep trying to get him to snowball Trump's load with Loomer some day. We all agreed it would be worth paying to see.
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Another American
Another American@dwayne_per63662·
Just to shut the haters up. Not small, all American magacock
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
@TALPA767 @Hatler_Gurius Take it easy on him. He was too busy at the gym and getting salty mouthwash in the woods behind the school to complete his formal education. Apparently, you can see what he did learn on Pornhub. And he's extremely proud of how much he can fit in his rectum.
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