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Harrison’s Ford™
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Harrison’s Ford™
@HarrisonsFord
I hate Nazis. Pilot Millenium Bronco, archeologist, treasure-hunter, Alliance Captain, Blade Runner, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. I shoot first. #smokefleet
Corellian system Katılım Ağustos 2024
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Fascists are a humorless bunch of mongrels, amused by humping each other like stray dogs. That's where their sense of humor ends.
Use the Farce. Humorless chucklefucks can't take it, won't understand it, and MAGA will be "WTF?"
#smokefleet
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Holy Shit! I found Ka$h's Bingo card in the Epstein files.
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QME
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Happy to deliver the news to President @realDonaldTrump the results from the KY Primary and his defeat of Thomas Massie. Well done, @TeamTrump! Congratulations @EdGallrein ! 🇺🇸
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There was also that time I was an intelligence officer in 'nam.
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Thanks to #smokefleet, Mark Hummer™ and Harrison’s Ford™ have teamed up again, using the Farce to vanquish the evil Trumpsterfire™ empire, and bring a lasting peace to the galaxy.
Oh, and smoke a shitload of nugs.
Mark Hummer™@_MarkHummer
@HarrisonsFord Roger that, Captain! Mark Hummer™ reporting for jump seat/shotgun duty. I'll squeeze in behind you with a fresh stash of Mary Jane and a cooler full of Rodian Splice. Let’s go smoke the fleet across the galaxy, one Kessel Run at a time. #SmokeFleet #NAFO
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@NancyMace And we all know what a truth-teller that orange boy is.
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When Fascists have taken over your land...
USE THE FARCE.
They won't figure out what you're up to. Humorless bastards,
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I'll be damned... Sissy SpaceX is already rate limiting me on follows. What does that dickhead know about space, anyway.
Will keep catching up, muchachos. Tomorrow is another day, #smokefleet
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The slush fund.
The ballroom.
The IRS get-out-of-jail-free card.
Donald Trump isn’t serving the American people — he’s serving himself. And he thinks you’re dumb enough to fall for it.
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@_MarkHummer - always have a jump seat for you when the X-wing is out.
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This is @realDonaldTrump’s Republican Party. The rest of us get the privilege of living in it.
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