Gun's are scary

@suchnerve Okay SSRI eyes

Supposedly we are living in the handmaids tale guys

@LizzieHasAGat Lizzie you are literally a deer

Republicans don't even get mad at you for calling trump a pedophile anymore, they just look at you like this

@Howlingmutant0 Bro he is DESPERATE

I’m late to the party on this but I didn’t realize on Uber Eats you can set the tip and then adjust it after you get your food. Something about looking into the mirthful black eyes of a Pakistani who thinks he’s getting a 50% tip only to revoke it gives me a real diamond cutter

@pipkinpippa Are you 200% sure its a flea?

i checked all the pets for fleas and no one has any but i found a second flea in my office what the FUCK is going on

@pipkinpippa How does the rabbit do it? Just constantly gremlin-coded

@jsouth0928 Pro-gamer move: Rotate your front door on a bi-weekly basis

I'm cooked chat. I bullied the Shadz one too many times. It was nice knowing you all.

@HagensTruther @kevsaucebro RAN FOR THE BLOCK BUTTON LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

@HagensTruther @kevsaucebro You're doing the Basil tweet rn lmaooooooooo

what about the 49% that voted no

@HagensTruther @kevsaucebro And then Thomas will crack his knuckles and demolish it into the dirt (and then rule mail-in voting illegal the next day) Lmaoooooo commie cope

@HauntedWeaponry @kevsaucebro acting like the VA Supreme Court won’t shove a lead pipe up that judge’s ass

@HagensTruther @kevsaucebro Trump is president and your little map rewrite that you cheated to get passed got fuckin nuked from orbit by a judge lmaoooo

@HauntedWeaponry @kevsaucebro we already did pussy

JUST IN: EU to push for crackdown on emojis that can be used to cover up “illegal speech”

@HagensTruther @kevsaucebro You aren't going to do anything, honey

@HauntedWeaponry @kevsaucebro cool argument, unfortunately we’re coming for your seats. Your vote, MY choice.

THEY DID THE BIDEN BUMP IN VIRGINIA

MODERATOR: “Should language proficiency for truck drivers be strictly enforced?”   TOM STEYER: “Racial profiling is illegal.”

@RustyBud_ Figured out why it makes retarded takes x.com/RustyBud_/stat…

I don’t even think urinals should exist at all tbh

@Mrgunsngear Bro was "protecting his family" by letting them leave the house first, then sprinted out from around a corner, stood out in the open and readied his firearm??? Bad shoot or not, his plan was retarded.

Bodycam footage has been released of Miami deputies serving a warrant for Cristian Barata (25) who was suspected of distributing child pornography. As the cops breached the door, women and children came out and Cristian's brother, Christopher (21), came out of his room with a Sig Sauer P365XL wearing a Streamlight TLR-7 HL-X & a Vortex Defender red dot optic at the low ready position. Police opened fire on Christopher, killing him. Both brothers were TSA agents. FDLE is investigating the shooting incident which certainly isn't a black and white use of force like we normally see. Christopher doesn't appear to raise his firearm before being shot and being armed in your house isn't a crime; especially in south Florida where criminals have a long history of breaking into homes whilst announcing "police or policia!!!" Time will tell how that all plays out. Plan accordingly... #CityLife #cops #miami #crime #TSA #pedos #P365XL #enrichment #vortex #streamligiht #deputies #FloridaMan #TSAisGay #urban

Leftists are really impressed by this “factored in” argument. Imagine that I need my bike to get to work, but people keep stealing it, so next month when I do my budget I include a line for buying a new bike. Now it’s “factored in“ and, according to leftists, morally neutral.