Brickell Finance Guy

miami girls who “don’t really do this anymore” 15 minutes after a bag appears

@MurrayHillGuy1 generational nonetheless. now would i? no. but if she can fight for our country then this man can repost the most pure natural talent since LeBron came out of high school.

@IronChestCap She’s 18 brickell guy…

My married friend has had this on his reposts thing on Instagram for a few days now No one has told him Surely the wife won’t be upset?

@luxebarbie_ your name must be welch cause you a fruit snack

Just had Welch’s fruit snacks

@jimcramer inverse cramer using his powers for evil to scoop up a greater allocation. you devious boy

Hoping that everyone gets cut back in their SpaceX allocations!

Day 2 objectives: -Correct coffee order -Avoid HR escalation -Continue being hot

Day 1 for the intern is officially in the books. Net contribution was negative after she returned with a cappuccino when I very clearly requested a black americano. Were she not a hot Asian woman, HR would already be involved. Cautiously optimistic for Day 2.

@PeterSchiff not seeing the words “gold” or “bitcoin” once so not really sure how to process this information

Since Trump already declared the greatest victory in the history of war, politically there isn't much to gain from actually winning. If the war ends Trump loses his scapegoat. Trump wants to keep pretending the economy would be great but for the war he had no choice but to start.

@OfficialJoelF Miami developers somehow found a way to build a penthouse-only building

Cipriani Residences Miami 👑 Per the floor count labels, they’re starting level 82

@jimcramer @NYSE @kenanthompson omg the spurs are gonna tie the series 2-2.

You never know who you’ll run into at the @NYSE! @kenanthompson

@tinistinii gotta let kodak slide in versatile 2

my type of love song

@EvaLovesDesign @luxebarbie_ stop subtweeting me thru rts @luxebarbie_

I believe it 🕊️👑🦢✨

@Polymarket the reflecting pool is so beautiful it temporarily cured Stephen King’s urge to tweet

NEW: Stephen King praises the newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, calling it “very beautiful.”

@whippobackup @LeadingReport digital latinas are basically real latinas

@IronChestCap @LeadingReport Very tough scene.

PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS IRAN WILL BE STRUCK TODAY.

@kayloni @OfficialJoelF kinda cool now that i have this POV

@IronChestCap @OfficialJoelF It's giving

this is such a nice tower in Brickell

@davidecapital three’s a party and we’re about business at iron chest capital.

@IronChestCap Need a third

The investment committee was split on whether we needed one hot Asian intern or two. After extensive due diligence, we landed on two.

secret to happiness: close big deals, buy big boat, take billionaire friends out on boat with only fans girls on a random tuesday.

@stoolpresidente forgot knicks fans

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

@Polymarket can’t wait to lose money on the thing that took my job

NEW: Sam Altman reportedly told staff he expects OpenAI to go public “within the year”

@unusual_whales the Pentagon spent 40 years developing stealth technology just for the commander in chief to explain the plan like a guy threatening to leave a bad Yelp review

BREAKING: President Trump says he is going to continue bombing Iran "very hard" after it shot down a U.S. helicopter over the Strait of Hormuz. "We're going to be attacking them and attacking them very hard."