Jordan Sanger

Today, someone told me when I smile, I look exactly like my mom—best compliment ever bc momma is pure gold and smiling is my favorite. 👯‍♀️

the entire world can be divided into the dichotomy of people who love bon iver’s skinny love vs birdy’s version of skinny love and if you’re the latter you are wrong

& on this Monday, “DO IT NOW” he reminds us— something we all oftentimes take for granted: our opportunities and our abilities. What an enduring family. 😢 Their journey with cancer is unfair, simply put. Thinking of all of the Hoffman family and all friends. 🙏🏼🙏🏼

actually, quite often. whomp whomp

A student raised their hand during class today as I was teaching and asked me to come to their desk. They pointed at their laptop screen, which was showing my high school stats, and asked why I threw so many interceptions. For the first time in my life I was utterly speechless.

LOL. I have so many thoughts on this!!(as a leftie 🙋🏼‍♀️) I def didn’t have any special “lessons” —should I be mad?! Or is it cool that I self-taught how to use right-hand dominant utensils..& PROUD that my secret left-handedness only comes out when I🥄eat, shoot🏀,&✏️write lol!🤓

mind the vulnerability but I did just have a dream about ...........stuffed crust pizza 🙃

@MarkPatPetersen @LoganGrafTax everyone needs a Mark My Words looking out for them.

@LoganGrafTax Finance Twitter thinking they just found their next prophet, while tax Twitter cringes from the abundance misinformation.

**wakes up early ☕️ but then naps by 10AM 🙋🏼‍♀️ ** bahaha

@BuschBeer 50/50 would be right.....If your brew would be available in Alaska. I would drink it. 😭😭😭✈️

(per Breaking Bad) HOLY GUAC. SEASON 5 : WALT’S CONFESSION 🤯

I hate when my MacBook start breathing heavy

We’ll see you in November. 🤘🏀

Wiffle ball towers. 20 straws, 25 paperclips, 10 tongue depressors and 1 hour. Wrapping the problem solving model and technology inputs together. Tallest tower wins bit everyone has a chance at a sucker if sucker is over 24”. @CroftonWarriors

This is what teachers read. This is what teachers model. This is what children read. This is what children practice. Last night, our leaders did not........yeah, nevermind. You know the rest.

Plot twist—let’s not compare last night’s performance to “like children” I interact with kids on the daily and I promise it’s not like that 😃

For the record: Zoom has solved this problem - the host can mute everyone and only unmute them when it is their turn. #2020

Ms. Sanger’s counselor heart is achy and I want to emphasize how grateful I am to be in a position to PREACH AND MODEL SOCIAL SKILLS - oofta. 😭😭😭😭

making grilled cheeses in my waffle maker because i am a woman in stem

the ambiance of opening the windows, lighting a candle, and sipping the Sunday cup of coffee ......and watching Shutter Island. 👻 🍂