James

Things that I trust more than Gary Rohan in a final ⁃Mexican tap water ⁃Petrol station sushi ⁃Emails from Nigerian Princesses ⁃Ivermectin ⁃A drink from Bill Cosby ⁃Bigfoot Sightings ⁃Gladys freedom plan ⁃Mesh Condoms

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

Damn that brotha starving

Luka fans talked shit about Shai's 20pt streak just to watch their man piss down his legs and drop a 12pt 3-10 6 turnover masterclass in 26 minutes

A Chrysler 300 looks like a Phantom until a Phantom shows up

Top 2 greatest guard scoring efficiency seasons in NBA history: 1- 2016 Steph: 30.1 PPG on 50/45/91 & 67% TS 2- 2026 Shai: 31.6 PPG on 55/38/88 & 66.7% TS Highest average Clutch Points in NBA History 1- 2026 Shai: 6.5 Clutch Points 2- 2017 Westbrook: 6.2 Clutch Points

Highest FG% among 30+ PPG guards since 1981 1. 2026 SGA (55.7 FG% & 31.5 PPG) 2. 1991 MJ (53.9 FG% & 31.5 PPG) 3. 1989 MJ (53.8 FG% & 32.5 PPG) 4. 2024 SGA (53.5 FG% & 30.1 PPG) 5. 1988 MJ (53.0 FG% & 35.0 PPG) 6. 1990 MJ (52.6 FG% & 33.6 PPG) 7. 2025 SGA (51.9 FG% & 32.7 PPG) 8. 1992 MJ (51.9 FG% & 30.1 PPG) 9. 2023 SGA (51.0% & 31.4 PPG) Greatness.

What would you name Las Vegas' NBA team?

@WBulldogs2006 @westernbulldogs Mark West

Name a random Footscray / @westernbulldogs’ past player who’s crossed your mind. The other day - don’t ask me why - Brodie Moles came to mind. #Admin 🤔 🤣

I hate my clients

@3AWisfootball As a Hawks man love Briiiian but Lake over Scarlett is….yikes

Jon Anderson has named his Team of the 21st Century! 👀 Stacked with superstars on every line — with a few unlucky omissions. MORE 👉 nine.social/16A3

It’s only early days but ⬇️ is the current top 20 rated players aged 23 & under to start season 2026. To be updated every 3 weeks. Nick Watson 👀 @HawksInsiders

Zero context can fix this

@kent_hodder Damn, bro really sent him to the burns unit. Flamed him 🔥

5+ Intercept Marks in a game. McGovern: 52 times in 197 games Wilkie: 12 times in 158 games. Not all marks are made the same big fella.

@BradKlibansky And that allowed us to get Tom Barrass on less money 🤣. Cryin at that clown show down at Windy Hill 🤡

⏪ November 2023: Ben McKay on why he chose to join Essendon over Hawthorn.

Just went to the servo to fill up in Darwin... saw a bloke at pump 3 put $10 in. I said where are you driving to mate? He said pump 4.

@MemesAFL Slipknot loud enough to rattle the windows, Mudvayne loud enough to rattle careers on the car ride home, proppa metalhead behaviour 🤘🔥

Adam Kingsley is going to murder one or more of his players during the quarter time break #AFLGiantsSaints

⏪ 2023 AFL Trade period Hawthorn receive: Mabior Chol & Pick 62 Gold Coast receive: Future 2nd round pick Since arriving at the Hawks, Chol has kicked 82 goals in 49 games and has been a quality player. His chasing and tackling for a key forward is 🔥, goal kicking 🎯 and he can take a ✈️ mark!! ⏩ Round 2, 2026 Chol will play game 50 for Hawthorn against the Sydney Swans on Thursday night. 👏 👏 “Chols Royce” on 50 games for the Hawks @HawksInsiders

Bit like Gawn with TDK today