Jake L

Farewell Andrea Jenkyns 👋 [sound on]

I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. shorturl.at/nENOY

I see lots of Right wingers are using places like Denmark as a shining beacon of why National service is great. It’s funny, cos they don’t ever seem to champion all the OTHER aspects of life for young Danes. Little 🧵 1/12

@GLTheSpecialist Who’s cats?? 👀

@GLTheSpecialist You 🤝 Max 3 championships

@andreajenkyns Put children first you say?

Children suffered enough with their education during lockdown, teachers should put children first and not strike. Why dont they strike during summer holidays when kids wont have to miss lessons! #LabourBackedStrikes

@andreajenkyns @cllrnadeemahmed @Official_MRLP Hang on, by the looks of it your husband is an MP in Bristol, so which one of you isn’t a local MP?

Even the Monster Raving Loonies have found a more local candidate than Labour...#WakefieldByelection

@nbcsandiego @brooklynmarie Guns are so safe that the NRA is banning them at their “celebration”. businessinsider.com/nra-conference…

Congrats to #Doncaster on being awarded City Status 🎉🎊 #PlatinumJubilee

@ChiefRocka10 @mrjamesob This is how I feel every time I see a tweet from this account

@mrjamesob Just seen his tweet. I thought it was parody. But sadly it’s real.

The disgusting tweet you have been ordered to delete contained this emoji:😜 If you think that is an appropriate addendum to *any* comment about serious sexual assault allegations, you are reprehensible. If you don't, you are a liar.

@GLTheSpecialist You know this is what I want, right? 👀

Hoped this was a parody… unfortunately not

@NeilThomasAllen Just translate it into English and call them Badgerdogs

@ASRScience @fesshole 😂 you bastard

My wife thinks I do the weekly shop to be kind to her. In reality it's because I get an opportunity to eat a combo of scotch eggs, pork pies, and smoked cheese in the car afterwards; sometimes all three. It's not the highlight of my week, but it's usually up there.

@GLTheSpecialist What a guy

@James_ellissy Wordle 200 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩