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@obamna_s0da Wait why is he even pretending to not be gay nobody has beards anymore

Gentle reminder that if you want an extra $2,200 tax credit for 2026, this is your last weekend to set the wheels in motion

I'm bleeding followers the more I speak about the evil of Islam. Take me to zero followers. I won't stop. Islam is the enemy of the world. There is no compromise. They want to kill all of us that don't believe.

finding out your aging parents are getting involved in political activism is i assume kind of like learning that your teenager has picked up a weed habit

Sorry you nerds aren’t fertile enough to have accidental pregnancies

We gotta bring back smoking old people live WAY too long now

@alt1na1 If it makes you feel any better yeah I feel like I had that happen if overdid it/worked too hard and long/also got dehydrated or had any kind of cervical exam. If electrolytes and rest don’t help then it’s time to contact your provider.

pregnancy is so confusing I do not understand wat ur supposed 2 just ignore & suck up or actually take seriously other than legit gushing blood bleeding out ur vagina or going unconscious everything else just seems way 2 grey area like yesterday I had so much pain & I couldn’t tell if it was a different kinda round ligament or if it was cramps or even Braxton Hicks or if I was stupidly just ignoring the uterine contractions my MFM told me 2 watch out 4 & this was all during work & then in2 the evening it’s so hard 2 focus when ur in immense pain but also questioning if something is an emergency when it’s changing & u haven’t experienced it b4 & even Gemini/GPT r confused like idk what do normal people do is it normal 4 ur stomach 2 just randomly hurt crazy bad like an awful period cramp that doesn’t go away some days 4 like 6+ hours unless ur lying down totally still zero movement @ all or na

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Not playing with NOBODY no more!!

@llallawg @justalexoki Then log off and delete social media in general

@justalexoki I didn’t want to be aware that these kind of people exist

most well adjusted redditor

Cravicurar

The perfect time to bread it and fry it

“Claude tell me whether I should step down as CEO of my billion dollar company. Make no mistakes, Claude”

@oliveegger The goats will appreciate if you share

Husband thought that he was putting 8 bananas on our grocery pick up order, but put 8 bunches of bananas on our grocery pick up order. LOL

Something tells me the family members/friends with rotten little kids that are allowed to disturb others in public are the reason she didn’t want kids at her ceremony.

@Empty_America You’re supposed to change them, a lot

Never really understood the purpose of food service gloves. The relevant contamination doesn't ooze out of the skin, it comes from touching one food like raw chicken, then touching another. So what is the glove doing?

If I drank 5 five diet cokes a day for a year and you drank 5 regular cokes a day for a year I'd be fine and you'd be on insulin for type 2 diabetes.

Going to the ER for a minor mishap and having the doctor start to lick his lips, drool, and suggesting unnecessary and risky surgical procedures when he sees I’m an organ donor. The attractive busty ER nurse sits on my lap and comments on my beautiful sexy organs. Is this normal?

@lllliatttt Fuck him? I think she already did

unemployed but he can’t watch the baby because he’s too busy on linkedin??? girl just **** him