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The Mother Goose prints are live in the shop! I also upgraded all other giclée prints that are not Mother Goose or Christmas prints to 30% off, no code needed 🫶🏻 The original painting will not be available at this time because I painted it specifically for my daughter’s nursery. She could be here any day now! 🥹

@milkandmarrow If this dang guy ever gets this fence finished!! Im starting to resent the sheep 😂

@oliveegger Family dinner tomorrow night, you deserve it.

Sorry but I am craving Olive Garden so baddddd

@JohnHite13 Caesar salad, chicken gnocchi soup, breadsticks

@oliveegger This is an evergreen tweet for me! 😂 What in particular are you thinking about??

@HouseholdMeg 😂😂😂😂

@oliveegger This week my 2 year old asked why George was climbing out of a butt

“And then he wasn’t a little caterpillar anymore. He was a big fat caterpillar” “And then he pooped!??? Is that a poop???”

@bluthwayne77 Noice

@oliveegger Never better!

I kinda wanna go private so I can share something personal with my mutuals but I also need to tap the sign and remember no one cares so I'll just go back to being a smart ass reply guy.

no words, pure cinema.

Can’t get my kid to play outside all day and now he’s begging me to stay outside now that it’s bed time 🫩

@Wifyhobbies I have like a million sweaters lol

@oliveegger They love it to be icy cold. Brrr Do you have a cute summery comfy jacket you wear indoors?

Husband is trying to k*ll me via Air conditioner

@peachtard “Here is a video of her launching stools across a room at him and harming her daughter in the crossfire he’s doing a DARVO I’m so smart”

@oliveegger Insane

I simply think we shouldn’t be excusing abusers for being abusive

@bass_faerie Yeah I don’t watch these so I don’t know much about it but I definitely posted that they should be ashamed of themselves lol

@oliveegger abc cancelling her season seems sooo performative though!! not defending her at all. she never should have been chosen. but like this was all public knowledge. there was a trial with this video as evidence. she plead guilty. 3 years ago. was still booked as the bachelorette.

@oliveegger Screenshot? 🫣

@alt1na1 This is too much stresssssssssss

learning about 3rd trimester kick counting I am going 2 go CRAZY trying 2 count kicks - i wiggle/twitch constantly I never know if it’s me or him - stupid anterior placenta - I hit the 200 mg caffeine limit each day - I am the worst @ counting I always mix up numbers 🫨🫨🫨

@rehmee @leebee4life No one is denying DARVO, we’re just calling out the other abuser 😂

@oliveegger people who lock their posts aren't looking for discourse they're wanting a pedestal @leebee4life

I have never been afflicted with “everyone is looking at me” syndrome unless I’m doing something I’m not confident in, like working out in a gym, but I have had the opposite one more often that is like “what if I am invisible” and then being shocked when strangers react to my presence in very minimal ways like making room for me on a sidewalk or something

@leebee4life No one can force anyone into being physically violent towards them

Mortensen needs to be investigated. Because there’s a solid chance that her violence was a reaction to abusive behavior from him. Everything that he’s been doing with the release of videos and other info feels like DARVO to me.