Nick ig

@Ms5000Watts i know some "career" invaders who are loving the game extraction games seem like closest thing to invasions right now

There’s a soulslike enjoyer and marathon enjoyer crossover and ya know… it makes total sense

@AlbralelieVT was it a vandal triage and destroyer by any chance?

This might be the craziest cryo run of all time ngl, killed a team with 2 gl's and killed boss. genuinely wtf bro

@AlbralelieVT @JustLawly im glad this game has a wipe cause goddamn would it be worse if it didn't

@JustLawly That's part of the fun yeah

bro I literally am too gooped I can't make anymore room everything is either BIS or barter items 😭

@emeriticus @isolatedrook not really a point against the gun since it's made for medium to long

@isolatedrook I tried it in CQB once and cried

Worst weapon in Marathon? I'm talking avoid at all costs, don't even waste backpack space to sell kind of bad.

@SmojiiTTV @isolatedrook I once killed two teams as rook with it but that was cause they were all low health lol I felt like Sam Fisher for a brief moment. Probably my only good experience with that gun

@isolatedrook ce pistol

@MathRockSucked it could've been a good game and the4y still would've hated it cause of Woke

@MathRockSucked yeah it was bad but the initial pre-launch hate/grifting had a lot of "go woke, go broke" stuff. regardless of whether or not there was anything woke in it, they just saw its aesthetic and called it woke, and then they decided they were gonna hate the shit out of it.

Marathon hate is so forced that I now assume it is part of the Epstein-directed culture war. Considering how the haters seem to be MAGA chuds en masse I feel like this only serves to prove my point.

@AlbralelieVT crazy how the pinnacle reward for the grenade spam map is a grenade launcher just giving teams a free pass to wipe the lobby

Not gonna lie the boss gun makes cryo pvp so braindead but its actually so funny to be the one abusing it (i've died once in two days only cryo)

@paul4ner I killed someone with a compiler gun with my own compiler gun once

the compiler gun looks so insane has anyone lost a fight with it yet

@MetalMustBleed @RoaringTfem1225 hakita cannot not cook

@RoaringTfem1225 While OP is shilling ultrakill music I'm gonna shill hakita's Non ultrakill related music because i need everyone to check out his Tennis album

Some people in the replies and QRTs saying shit like "Why would you replace Toby's music with Ultrakillslop" are so funny because you guys do know that video games even before UTDR have songs that are just as good, if not better than Toby's music?

@RoaringTfem1225 don't wanna downplay event horizon tho cause if war without reason is my number 1 then event horizon is my number 2 or 3

@RoaringTfem1225 definitely one of my favorites but god, War Without Reason has to be one of my favorite songs of all time and an incredible work of art in its intended context. For people to call it slop is just so funny. Most ppl really don't about the meaning of the words they use, do they?

@aiiygatorz you really gotta make sure you clear those tripwires before standing up

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@JordanSVP no one talks about how this weapon that does insane damage on headshot also is insanely good at getting headshots. You headshot the first guy and your crosshair was on his shoulder, insane

Dawg I dig this Linear Fusion ngl lol thing hits like a TRUCK. #marathon

@Geezaws2 dire marsh lockdown, wardens, perimeter supply intercept, teams in cryo, outpost convoy (this is actually really really good for loot in general, got a gold key, a gold valuable, and a gold weapon mod from it), and the pinwheel pinnacle strongbox

me and my ass tryna figure out how people are even farming the fucking vault keys dude.

@Geezaws2 it's an attachment hog but that thing is a genuine demon if you have the right stuff on it

the H-AR is a fucking animal btw and if that thing had a bigger mag it would be a genuine problem

@poellll i need that banner so bad

so hard

@SOPHONTSIMP shit that gives you like +40% health: 415 credits shit that can win you games: 500 credits

On the other hand I think regular patch kits and shield charges cost too much

@isolatedrook if you have a scope and stuff like stabilizing mag it's decent. stock is utter trash tho

How do you feel about the Hardline? Any fans?