Johnny Cage

@MarioNawfal The shitskin banging the gavel tells you all you need to know about Norway

🇳🇴 The Norwegian parliament decided to trade their usual suits for some serious spirit, pulling off a "Viking Row" right in Oslo to back their team. It’s wild to see the politicians actually cut loose and get that hyped for the World Cup. Writer: Daniyal

I loathe sounding like a boomer. But. When I was a kid, Home Depot was run entirely by guys who could make a dovetail joint with a pocket knife. Hobby lobby was staffed by grammas who could make a quilt by hand out of old t shirts (not a metaphor - I own one). Yesterday, we visited Home Depot and were greeted only by people who speak so little English they didn’t know what a respirator was. Not a single one of them have built anything in their life. The fabric desk at hobby lobby had a lady in a hijab who also didn’t speak English and couldn’t tell us the difference between two fabrics. Tried enjoying a quiet day at the lake today. Thankfully, I got to experience full cultural enrichment while enjoying my peaceful day out (sound on). I miss the country I knew.

@GoyRebel69 @Pirat_Nation Wat da fuk

@Pirat_Nation All that to play a censored downgraded version lol good luck ubislop 😂

The original Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag launched 13 years ago, but the new Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Resynced will come with several new requirements. According to the game’s Steam page, Ubisoft is adding Denuvo DRM with a limit of five activations per day. Players will also need a Ubisoft account and must accept a separate third-party EULA to play the game.

@WallStreetApes It's like you can't bring your own or buy a hot dog or pizza like the customes, oh the horror.

Costco employees say their breakdown is essentially a convenience store They have all kinds of snack and drink items, even things like pizza and ice creams. However, it’s not free and employees must pay for what they get Costco is a $422 billion dollar company and does $269.9 billion dollars in sales a year, yet their employees must pay for chips in the break room….. Make it make sense

@ClownWorld When will Americans realize they already have socialism? Just a shit version of it? One that benefits nontax payers.

Serious question: Why are so many young Americans romanticizing socialism when millions of people around the world spent decades trying to escape it?

@CKCapitalxx The problem with Nokia is that Finns are retards.

When four insiders buy in the same month and the stock then falls below every price they paid, you pay attention. That is $NOK right now. The Chief Corporate Development Officer, the CEO's Chief of Staff, and two independent directors all bought on the open market last month between $15.34 and $16.02. Real money, within weeks of each other. The stock is at $13.50, below every single price they paid. $NOK builds the optical transport and IP networking gear that moves the world's data between data centers, and they just expanded a US facility in Pennsylvania to produce the photonic chips that power AI networks at lower power. Less than 2% of the world's advanced semiconductor packaging happens on US soil, and Nokia owns one of the only plants that does it. That is part of a multi-year $4 billion US manufacturing push landing right as the entire industry shifts from copper to light. Stack on the rest. $NVDA put $1 billion into the company. AI and cloud revenue jumped 49% last quarter with a EUR 1 billion order backlog. JPMorgan just raised its target to $21. The people with the clearest view of the business paid in the $15s and $16s. You can buy it 15% cheaper than they did.

@JustMeMikeyP @TreyYingst I said I'm from the US. Perhaps you'll figure it out, but I doubt it.

@JohnnyCage00007 @TreyYingst Wow, Zinger. Like I said, worry about EU not about the US. Let the big boys handle these things.

"You close it and you won't have a country." President Trump said he told Iranian officials about the Strait of Hormuz. "You won't even make it back to your fu*king country." "We may take over the Strait, if we have to," Trump said. "If they don't make a deal, we'll collect tolls." Trump added the U.S. could become the "Guardian Angel" of the Strait, and take 20% of the oil.

@JustMeMikeyP @TreyYingst You did.

@JohnnyCage00007 @TreyYingst And you said “You lost”

@enjojoyy Costs the same. US is basically all inclusive. Europe you gotta pay for rent, internet, food etc. add it all up it's also the same price.

Sometimes I think why don’t Americans just send their kids to study in a university in Europe instead of paying hundreds of thousands $ for tuition fee in the US My masters in #1 university of Czechia is like 7100€ per year because it’s in English, in Czech language it would be completely free

@RedEyeWookie @Pirat_Nation Didn't buy 5. Eventually got if for free from Epic

@Pirat_Nation all of you saying you won't buy it are delusional as fuck, the game is the most anticipated game, we have been playing 5 on 3 gens, you really think people won't buy it and it won't live up to hype, that's fine you can all watch some cunt play it instead LOOL

A European retailer has reportedly listed several GTA 6 editions, fueling new price rumors. - Standard Edition — €89.99 - Deluxe Edition — €109.99 - Premium Edition — €129.99 - Collector’s Edition — €199.99 If this is true, GTA 6 could end up being one of the most expensive game releases yet. Rockstar hasn’t officially announced pricing yet, so I would treat the €90–€200 figures as rumors and placeholders.

@Pirat_Nation I'll buy the Pirate edition

@stephenaltrogge Calling those other 2 global events 🤣🤣

The World Cup is basically the last global sports event that America hasn’t won. We’ve got the World Series. We’ve got the Super Bowl. There’s only one trophy left

@JustMeMikeyP @TreyYingst Lol I'm from the the US.

@JohnnyCage00007 @TreyYingst Sure we did bud. We’ll keep protecting you Europeans, we know you can’t do it without us. Uncle Sam and Daddy Trump own you

@JustMeMikeyP @TreyYingst 1 you already lost 2 they'll never get rid of income tax

@TreyYingst LFG! We should run the straight anyway. Replace the income tax with the tolls. America First 🇺🇸

@Rothmus Indians eat cow shit and drink cow piss. What did the little hats expect?

Israeli Skunk stink bomb failed in Indian trials because testers shrugged off the sewage smell. Likely down to high tolerance and genetic variation. Smell tolerance differs across cultures because brains habituate to whatever odors they grow up around. Diet (spices, fermentation) rewires both what you notice and how you smell. Some genetic variation in olfactory receptors exists across populations. And modern high sanitation environments make people more sensitive to strong smells than places with higher everyday odor loads. Local conditions shape perception more than we like to admit. The same “non-lethal” tool doesn’t land the same everywhere.

@WeimarWorlds Pool, theater, orchestra, maternity ward. It's all there.

I’ll never forget the day I saw a video saying there was a pool for prisoners at Auschwitz, I went to Apple Maps & recorded a video zooming down to the pool. I later looked at this place on the Holocaust Encyclopedia, & their map for Auschwitz I Camp leaves the pool out altogether.

@Halo Still BS.

We incorrectly stated that PlayStation Plus is required for local co-op splitscreen play. Local splitscreen co-op requires a PlayStation account for each player but does not require a PlayStation Plus account.

@SenatorCrossing I don't think Trump cared

I’m married to a beautiful Italian-American spitfire who could be Prime Minister Meloni’s sister. I know that posture well. This conversation was not a pleasant one for our President.

In May 1945, at the end of WW2, tens to hundreds of thousands of Axis-aligned soldiers that were fighting the Bolshevik Communists & innocent civilians were executed without trial by Communist Yugoslav Partisans & sealed inside the Barbara Pit coal mine in Slovenia. This horrific photograph was taken in March 2009 after investigators finally breached the concrete walls that were mended by the communist regime to hide the crimes. Over 1,400 victims were uncovered & were preserved for decades in total darkness. THIS IS COMMUNISM. This is the REAL Holocaust. Under Churchill, the UK & US teamed up with the Bolshevik communists responsible for 160 million deaths (White Christians). This war led to the destruction of Western Civilisation. The West is now currently a mix of the Weimar Republic Germany prior to WW2 & Bolshevik Russia. This is what Germany fought against. Everything you think you know about WW2 IS A LIE. To understand what is happening right now, you have to go back.