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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse

Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse

@KyleTwoTap

Ex Retired BV Account. No Longer Wifed. Jacked ish. I Like Kind Political Debate. Finder of Good Things in Every State (34/50). 99.9% White. Probably Autistic

Smithville, TX انضم Temmuz 2020
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
I have traveled to every region of the country. Not once have I ever felt unwelcome. Yes I am a white man and that has its perks here, but I think the World Cup does a great job of showing just how incorrect the notion of America being racist is. Fuck the legacy media.
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
Welp I should probably change this, turns out the (ex) wife can make fun of your buddies looks but you cannot say his ex and his new gf are both attractive. Maybe I should’ve said his ex was hotter than his new gf and my now ex wife. I wouldn’t be lying unlike her.
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
Kyle’s wife also does not know multiple women are in Kyle’s DMs (I don’t cheat I ignored them). If this is the end though, Kyle is gonna show wife what real beauty is
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
Kyle told wife that men don’t lie to each other about their beauty/bodies whereas women do. Wife told Kyle he is a dick and refuses to speak to him. All this began cause Kyle was defending his close friend who his wife was saying didn’t deserve his gf. Kyle mogs wife, he’ll be ok
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap

Defended close friend who happens to be wife’s best friends bf. He messed up and I was trying to explain his reaction and they turned it into a “lesson” on sexism when they screamed over me the whole time and said as a man my opinion is invalid. The irony. Debating the future now

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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
Defended close friend who happens to be wife’s best friends bf. He messed up and I was trying to explain his reaction and they turned it into a “lesson” on sexism when they screamed over me the whole time and said as a man my opinion is invalid. The irony. Debating the future now
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
I like dating bisexuals cause she’s not mad when I look at hot girls cause she is doing the same
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
Owie. I’ll be here another five hours got to tought it out since the wife is coming
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
@DeBoersShaft It’s been like that for two months for me and I’m convinced it’s government propaganda. Probably shouldn’t do 90 on it but idc
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Jenny “Above a 7” Mae
Jenny “Above a 7” Mae@DeBoersShaft·
Yes my car has said low tire pressure for a week, no I didn’t do anything about it, yes I am now going to drive 200 miles home on it. #Woman
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
My feet are disgusting and calloused but man, I burned the underside of my big toe on the sand and I can’t remember a pain this bad. The entire thing is blistered
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
I love pissing at the beach because nobody can see the lil guy when I piss in the ocean
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Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse
Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse@KyleTwoTap·
I hate finding a nice quiet spot on the beach to drink then some fucking high schoolers show up and are loud as fuck. I’m trying to watch the hot girls sunbathing not listen to your yammering
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Richie "Moneybags" Malone
Richie "Moneybags" Malone@basedgod126·
Cuisines ranked 1: Japanese 2: Italian 3: American (BBQ, Northeastern Seafood, Southern food) 4: Mexican 5: Indian
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Jimmy “3 DUIs” Tzu
Jimmy “3 DUIs” Tzu@00JimmyT·
I like to believe all my followers are beautiful irl. Y’all just go around mogging.
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