Kyle “2-0” Rittenhouse

I have traveled to every region of the country. Not once have I ever felt unwelcome. Yes I am a white man and that has its perks here, but I think the World Cup does a great job of showing just how incorrect the notion of America being racist is. Fuck the legacy media.

@AriGoldsBurner Preesh. Sadly got in a huge fight where she admitted some pretty important lies about my friend. Ended it. My friendships more important than sex. Time to find a new wife with one

@KyleTwoTap Mine just got one aswell, enjoy Kyle

Wife gets her IUD today

@DeBoersShaft @LeBronDaHammer Yup he’s more important, I already faded her and said it was done. She was drunk when she said what she did so I figure if she has some explanation somehow maybe I’ll take her back but she was lying about some real disrespectful things

@KyleTwoTap @LeBronDaHammer Fade her, get things straight with your friend. Always.

@DeBoersShaft @LeBronDaHammer Got Ina huge fight and turns out she’s been lying a ton about my close friend. Really really debating if I want anything to do with her now my friendship is more important than sex w her

@LeBronDaHammer @KyleTwoTap He’s about to be one happy man

@Johnjohn42O Jeez. My charges were dropped due to being beat by the cops. Tf u do for felony prior?

@KyleTwoTap I have felony priors; so I got the book thrown at me for a refusal to blow 60 days hard labor

Because I missed two payments on my power bill (I was in jail), my power company won’t let me pay online and I have to talk to a phone robot that tells me my account details aren’t correct Make that make sense lol

Redownloaded Tinder and man my profile was good back in the day. Every match I had was white, I never missed.

@fred_da_pred My dad’s maid is the 🐐 she found my drugs and asked me if they were safe and then slid em to me without telling him. She’s the reason I don’t think all immigrants should be deported.

When I was younger my mom used to tell me to clean my room before the maid came. Isn’t that why we’re fuckin paying her??? To clean my fuckin room???

@Johnjohn42O @butkising_beav @KnicksfanD Normally I’m a hater but man what an absolute dime of an answer. Fuck that guy glad ur happy

@butkising_beav @KnicksfanD She’s actually the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Inside and out. He couldn’t pull her in any lifetime/universe/reality Good lookin out dawg

Girlfriend met my parents today. They adored her. Friends loved her. She’s passed out drunk in my passenger side, driving her home She’s so pretty Funny pic included

@NigelBronJames @RubenitTilicome Code blue cam is the only reason I know that name

@RubenitTilicome Might’ve been, I got on at Kenosha and got off somewhere near wrigley i believe

Absolute rocket on the train next to me. Won’t say a single word to them. #chud

@jaydogreddy Jay.

I’m honestly cool with having a thot daughter bc any child of mine needs to have a 1480 SAT or above to remain in my household. Im cool if she wants to thot around at Princeton with future Supreme Court justices and biotech billionaires. Smart girl’ll babytrap a couple of em

@smokeymcburnn Ended it today is this really what it’ll feel like? Cause if so im ready to go tomorrow

1st hinge date since breaking up w/ the ex wife

@420penny69 It’s not narcissistic to surround yourself with people who remind you of yourself. There’s a quote, you’re a product of your five closest friends (or something like that). Thus, most of your friends will be similar to you either way in some sense.

My favorite ppl r the ones that remind me of myself. Does that make me a #narcissist or do #birdsofafeatherflocktogether

@albertcockard2 @Natalieee_AF Good shot

@Natalieee_AF DMs are open btw

So people are asking what this flag is about ,so I lost my Princess Lauren my daughter at the age of 29 and decided her name will always be with us so started Lauren’s legacy with the RedSky foundation to save people’s lives please donate and share laurenslegacy.redskyfoundation.com 🩷🩷

being nice is fun and free!!!!!!!!!

@SteveLouwin @swinkying People use the internet at an outlet to express their anger and frustration and often take it out on others Lou. Ty for always being nice on here everything I’ve seen from you has been positive

@swinkying And people still aren’t nice ): when I just want people to be nice

@atlmintgeekbar Samesies but it still happens

Idc if people think im a hoe i used to get blocked for sending what I looked like ❌

@nantucketnupe Practicing on a 5 foot net is not practicing

Just putting up some practice shots #studyingfilm

@ethelhemsworth Orange cat! I have a black cat. I love cats

Love island & sammy

@Foodacriss Gotta disagree. Massive movie nerd and maybe half of these movies deserve to be in the top 20. No horror, performative rom coms, funny but not top tier comedies, etc. Lackluster list. He’s gotta expand his movie knowledge.

This is one of the better lists I’ve seen on this lapdog topic, and it’s still null and void because there isn’t a single Lord Of The Rings movie on it