Travesty

“This is your father’s invisibility cloak Harry, use it well”

This sucks. How many more? 🥺

@Biblicalman She’s just jealous she didn’t get 24 million views.

i got 24 million views for telling a story about my wife and the dishes. i felt like a god. then i walked into the kitchen and saw her face. She wasn't celebrating. She was furious. I had been married to this woman for 25 years. We raised five kids together. And I had just reduced her to a punchline so strangers on the internet would think I was profound. "You made yourself look like a fool," she said. "And you used my private life to do it." She was right. I was getting DMs from Christian radio stations wanting to use her quotes. K-Love was asking for permission. I should have been proud. Instead, I felt like a pimp. I had turned my marriage into an engagement honeypot. I was hooking on a digital corner, trading the sacred intimacy of my home for likes from men I will never meet. I see Christian men doing this every day now. Tweeting their wives' sexual pasts. Broadcasting their private arguments. Turning the sanctuary of their marriage into content for the feed. They think they are sharing a testimony. They are just selling their wives to the algorithm. A marriage is a sacred union between two people and God. Not a union between two people, God, and millions of scrollers. You are supposed to be your wife's vault. Her protector. The one place on earth where she isn't being consumed. He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; but he that repeateth a matter separateth very friends. (Prov 17:9, KJV) I deleted the strategy. I apologized to the woman who built my life. I stopped treating my home like a content farm. Are you protecting your wife? Or are you just using her for reach?

@MurrayHillGuy1 I bet it worked.

“This is so sick bro, bitches def gonna love this”

@CowboyShepherd2 Lawsuit time!!!! Have fun sticking it to your employer. Make sure it becomes a class action with multiple plaintiffs to really stick it to HR

My flying career is officially over. It came about 644 days earlier than expected. Apparently some of my mean tweets got the attention of the FHTMMM cabal, and my company’s HR department has more power than the Chief Pilots. Anyway, God has blessed me more than I could ever merit, and I know He will stand by us still. 🤠

@dchersh Tv’s are made by slaves in China. Groceries are made by low wage workers in America.

TVs are better and cheaper than 10 years ago. Groceries are worse and more expensive than 10 years ago. Same economy. Same decade. What explains the difference?

@jondelarroz I liked it.

Hot take: Ender's Game was not a bad movie and got way more flak than it deserved. Did you like this adaptation?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Eventually, meth always wins.

Bro is about to put out “prisonmaxxing” content

@marklevinshow Joe consistently says he is an idiot and it’s a comedy podcast. He also says he is a lifelong democrat. Mark shouldn’t comment on things he knows nothing about. I am MAGA and Trump is ignoring the deficit while warmongering. There is a bunch to complain about.

Rogan was best known for the show Fear Factor.  And, of course, a color commentator for the UFC.  But he was mostly another comedian.  There's absolutely nothing in his background, experience, or present-day that even hints that he has an IQ over 12, knows something about anything, and has any principles.  He's another guy who used other media platforms to build his appeal and then moves into podcasting, where he rambles on about little or nothing, throws out some slogans, and so forth.  He hasn't done anything noteworthy outside of entertainment.  And so, that's what you get.  But you can see that he has danced with some of the worst bigots and antisemites, like Dave Smith, another comedian (although nobody is familiar with him outside of the internet world), and has gone from doing the doggie paddle in the toxic swamp to the breaststroke.  Now, he trashes Trump fairly regularly and attacks MAGA.  Just another user and opportunist.  I suspect the UFC audience much prefers Donald Trump to Joe Rogan, if it came down to it.   Bring it on ...

@RupertLowe10 You should embrace one third world practice, chop the hands off of thieves. Then deport them.

A Restore Britain Government would tackle the so-called ‘little’ things - the litter, the graffiti, the fly-tipping, the ‘petty’ crime, the vandalism. The broken windows. Because if you tolerate small acts of disorder, you invite the larger ones. It is very straightforward. We don’t want any of it. The graffiti, the vandalism, the crime. Look around Britain today and you can see the principle grimly playing out in real time. Litter left on the streets and never cleared, graffiti that remains untouched, petty theft treated as a minor inconvenience. Antisocial behaviour ignored or excused. I am so very bored of it all. Each one, on its own, might seem small. But together, they send a very clear message. We live in a lawless dump. Optional standards, nobody enforces the rules. A low-trust society. And once that message takes hold, the consequences follow. Because disorder breeds yet more disorder. If people see that rules are not enforced, more people begin to ignore them. What starts as low-level neglect becomes something far more serious. A high-trust society cannot function like this. And I want to live in a high-trust society, I want my grandchildren to grow up in a high-trust society. A Restore Britain Government would enforce the basics. Clean streets, zero tolerance for vandalism, real consequences for antisocial behaviour. A visible, consistent presence of policing authority. And yes, we will obviously acknowledge and reverse the role of mass immigration from certain countries has contributed to this decline. Import the third world, become the third world. Our town centres don’t have to be crime-ridden hellholes, our countryside doesn’t have to be plastered in litter, our transport network doesn’t have to be painted over with vile graffiti. This is all a choice. It’s a choice to live like this. I don’t want to live in a filth-pit where basic standards are trampled over. Our political party would restore Britain’s high-trust society. If you want that, vote for it. There’s now an option. Restore Britain.

@TraditionSarah @dualpatriot67 Wish her happy birthday with a good ICE meme

A few months ago my “best friend” of nearly 30 years decided we can’t be friends because I didn’t mourn Renee Good. She claimed we had “moral differences”. Prior to that, we obviously knew we had differences in politics but just didn’t discuss politics. She ended our last conversation saying she was going to talk to her therapist and I never heard from her again. It’s her birthday today. I want to tell her I love her (even if our politics aren’t the same), I want to wish her happy birthday, I want to catch up on what’s been going on in our lives. But I can’t do that because of a crazy lady who tried to run over an ICE agent with a smile on her face and I apparently needed to side with her to be morally just. The left has taken so many people from me. I may swallow my pride and text her happy birthday, but I also feel like she really crossed boundaries and maybe our book is finally just closed for good.

@JeremyTate41 Make it an insane asylum.

The rapidly shrinking Department of Education is abandoning its headquarters, widely regarded as the ugliest building in DC. What should the building be used for now?

@MurrayHillGuy1 @martyrdison 30 pounds

Friends gf wants to get on Reta to lose 10-15 lbs Should she?

@JunkScience Costs are high because of illegals not paying and congress’ deficit budgets. This has nothing to do with Kennedy.

Not MAHA, just D'oh!: Rotator cuff surgery is what happens to old men who foolishly engage in extreme push-up contests with men 30 years younger. This sort of foolishness is also why health care costs in the US are so high. Exercise should be performed safely and to make you healthier vs. injured and burden to the already overburdened health care system. irishstar.com/news/politics/…

Name a Sylvester Stallone role that is not Rocky...

@confusing_wot Ozempic

What happened to her?

Hey @grok , what happened to her ?

@ChrisMartzWX Let the landlord know. Every apartment I’ve ever lived in has rules against loud animals in the lease.

Okay. I love dogs and animals, but my upstairs neighbor’s German Shepherd won’t shut the fuck up. It has been all day every day for the last week. It starts at 5:00 a.m. and goes on until after midnight (I work from home). The barking and howling only started in the last week and they have been there since before I moved in. I am down to my last nerve.

@trumplicans2024 Rock Hudson

who is this guy?

@DefiantLs It’s just a rash

Have fun.

@trumplicans2024 The hemorrhoids make the butt extra tight.

what do you do...