Land-Stander

the next time ur hunting a former MI6 agent turned international hitman, just remember... nuns don't work on Sundays 🤨

@TheLaurenChen Imagine waiting till u have grandkids to start thinking ur no longer young. 😆

It sounds crazy to normal people, but some grandparents are so narcissistic that having grandchildren actually has negative connotations because it: A) Reminds them that they are no longer young B) Comes with obligations to help out their children with their grandkids

@nylawho1 Kitty! 😊

Dopamine-maxxing on this fine Friday morning. (She’s a big f-22 raptor fan)

@GaryHPhillips Stop going to the games. Do that & they will stop overnight. They're not going to listen, otherwise. Unless, idunno, a class-action lawsuit? Good luck with that, though. 🤷

#Yankees fans have had enough: they want the “incessant, annoying, droning” sounds that get pumped into Yankee Stadium to stop. The org, however, says the noise is "by design," and players want it to be louder *on the field.* “If I was a fan, I wouldn’t like it, too," Aaron Judge said. "But as players, we’re all sitting here and still can’t hear the music.” Story @NYDNSports: nydailynews.com/2026/04/17/yan…

@BrandonPerna **opens mouth to argue** 🤔 ...dammit, he's right. 😭

@FAFO_TV Dummy won't be trying that again anytime soon. 👀

@wdwpro1 I can hear this photo. 👀

I'm convinced he's been dropped into the real life Skyrim.

@CollinRugg Death Penalty

NEW: Singer D4vd, 21, arrested on suspicion of murder in connection with the death of a 14-year-old girl whose decomposed body was allegedly found in his abandoned Tesla. The remains of Celeste Rivas were found in the trunk of a Tesla on September 8. Her decomposed head and torso were found in one bag, with other body parts found in another. Rivas' family had reported her missing multiple times over the years, with the most recent being in April 2025. Leading up to his arrest, D4vd (David Anthony Burke) had not been cooperative in the case, according to NBC LA. Burke was arrested at his property in the Hollywood Hills. Video: TMZ.

what an absolute f*ing scumbag, fraudster. 🙄

@GeeksGamersCom because it's the same Disney bullshit wearing a Daredevil skinsuit. 🤷‍♂️

Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 Ratings Disaster – Why Fans Are Skipping It "Why are people not watching this show?"

@IfindRetards they're doing what we failed to do.

Protests yesterday in Japan over the planned construction of a mosque. Japan is not retarded.

@pierrychan1984 @Nerdrotics This is The Gay ☝️😑

@Nerdrotics does a really good Pedro Pascal impression:

@ACTBrigitte jokes on us. they're all corrupt!!

Things Congress will not vote for: -Term limits -Bans on stock trading -Releasing the names of Members of Congress who have used our tax dollars to settle sexual harassment and abuse claims Things Congress will vote for: -Extending TPS for 350,000 Haitians

@JonMalin @jpalmiotti idunno about u guys but "i'm takin' what they're givin', cuz i'm workin' for a livin." 🤷‍♂️

@jpalmiotti Huey Lewis!

What snaps you out of your depression?

@Asmongold @_SaturnOW_ if this dumbass knew anything about both characters and, specifically, their history together, they'd understand why this banter is 100% authentic to their characters. the devs did their homework, unlike some other virtue-signalers.

@_SaturnOW_ Another weirdo trying to impose their performative social justice value system onto a video game The implication is that sexualizing a character is a bad thing, it's not Of course they add content like this into the game, that's because players enjoy it

Yea maybe I’m too woke but I feel like the over sexualization of women in rivals is extremely weird. “Oh but she was sexualized in the comics too” yeah and that shit came out during the Reagan administration. it’s 2026 dawg. This game is marketed to teens btw

@timecaptales catastrophe averted!

This is what "Back to the Future" (1985) almost looked like with Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly before Michael J. Fox took over the role

@FAFO_TV Hahahah... schmuck 😆

@Kneon The only logical explanation...

I don’t even get the logic in this. We started out as a family gaming channel. Us playing games together and having a hell of a lot of fun is “grooming?” WTF kind of home life did this redditor have to jump to THAT conclusion?!

Cartoon stans are the WORST. My wife is a teacher. If anything like that was even remotely true, she would not be. These Reddit losers post defamatory statements because they want Google’s dumb AI to pick it up. They have no real power but they know Google will eat this shit up.

@adamcarolla why hasn't that useless hag been expelled yet? why the hell is she still tolerated?

RFK JR has definitely been compromised by big Raw Milk

@BrandonPerna Nike is the worst thing to happen to uniforms in the history of organized sports. it's not even close. 🤦‍♂️

I honestly thought this was a new Game of Thrones trailer for a sec.

@GundamIsHere “you can’t expect me to act like how I did at 21” said the pop tart who bought a $5(?), $6,000(?) engagement ring... ... ... for herself. 😐

Girl stop streaming then goddamn! You are a millionaire.